#human shenanigans

My little brother invented a "dangerous animal" and then proceeded to describe how brutally it would kill, using words like "it'll blow all your bood out through your feet" and "it will give you measles" and then he ended the conversation with "don't worry though. They're almost extinct in Egypt! But there's 191 of them in wales so don't go there." He's seven. I didn't even know he knew what wales was.

I FLIPPED A PANCAKE OH MY GOD I'M SO COOL

keen interest in any eye related trauma for personal reasons i shant get into but i think after spencer. suffers whatever incident he suffers that makes him the way he is- like the human version of his puppetification. well. for tenna. for anthony. his 'cleaving' equivalent leaves him with anisocoria. two different sized pupils. i could say he's got a scar or something going down the center of his face but its too... obvious... especially since he would for sure pay to have that corrected! pupil trauma however is impossible to medically treat most of the time. hhhhh trust me. anyway i think spencer had a Subconjunctival Hemorrhage for a time that dyed the whites of his eyes red... hence his multicolored glasses as a treatment. HIS eyes get better, which anthony grumbles and jeers at him for enviously. all as spencer deals with his horrible acid scars or whatever. hashtag my cruel and oblivious tenner

i like all those jokes about extraterrestrial beings not understanding earth customs, but humans are just so baffled by everything beyond their galaxy that it’s SUPER funny

if I get 5 notes on this post I'm drawing a comic page today

ah shiy i fell on teh stairs