#human!satan

I’m more confused than ever, anon. XD

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Diavolo: How are you, MC? I hope you’re doing fine.

MC: Why did you ask me if you’re going to answer it in the first place?

Barbatos: *smiles* How are you doing, MC?

MC: *smiles* I’m good, Barbatos. Thank you for asking.

Diavolo: ...

Solomon: MC... You’re being too obvious.

Simeon: MC, you need to chill.

MC: I’m chill like an ice cube in a freezing hell, Simeon.

Luke: Do you want some sugar cubes?

MC: For?

Luke: Bitterness. 

Diavolo: *nervous laugh* So, how’s your stay in Devildom?

Solomon: Great! I think MC is going to have a lover finally!

Barbatos: *shocked expression* What? How?

Simeon: *smirks*

Luke: Someone’s not happy about it. *giggles*

MC: Don’t listen to them. 

Satan: *whispers to MC* Master, what are we doing here?

Belphie: *looks worried*

MC: You are here to observe things and hopefully, in helping me to rewrite some stupid stories about my existence.

Belphie: But they are already in the history though.

MC: Then re-write the history.

Satan: *looks at Diavolo* Pardon me, but what’s your connection with the rich man Diavolo?

Diavolo: He’s maybe my counterpart-

MC: Oh? That’s why he’s annoying.

Solomon: MC...

MC: *sips coffee*

Barbatos: *chuckles* You’re being snappy today.

Simeon: I hope you’re also like that with the human you’ve been dreaming about.

MC: *glares*

Satan: What's this?

Mun: YOU are opening a vote for your event Sunday!!!

Satan: Oh no...

Mun: OH YESSS! Have a look sir.

Satan: ... Well, first off, thank you Kittens. This result does conclude, that I, must honor our code.... Time to open an event voting.

How this works:

Ask for your chosen event! I (mun) will keep tallies until Saturday evening 9pm URT (underrealmtime) just before Professor Satan starts his class. Then Sunday we commence with our event!! 💙💚💙💚

1. Female!Satan

Satina- That's right, Satina. Submit girlie ask, girlie pictures whatever you want. Satina will be your fabulous mistress for the day! (Satan: whose damn idea was this boy?!)

2. Human!Satan

.. Need I say more? Satan will not be the almighty demon he proclaims to be for the day. He will be a humble individual just like yourselves! (Satan: I feel a headache coming on....)

3. Angel!Satan

Oh-oh, I'm not kidding, Satan will NOT be The Avatar of Wrath. He will represent the Avatar of Patience!! (Satan: This is some sick joke...Right?... RIGHT!?!)

4. Idol!Satan

Oh Satan you're going to loveee this one, Popstar Satan! Sing and dance, entertain your followers! (Satan: ... fml ...)

5. Neko!Satan

You read that right *eyebrow wiggle*

Satan: I'm calling a sick day...

Mun: Dont be like that, think of the followers sir. You'll make your kittens very, very sad..

Mun: That's one for human!

Satan: but.. how?

Mun: Oh don't you worry sir, i have been planning