Marvel is straight: an investigation
Exhibit A:
In this post. It seem that Wade Wilson, alternatively known as Deadpool, is asking for Peter Parker, the superhero, spiderman, to stop squirming as they are tied up together, or else Deadpool will make use of his genitals, which he calls his katana.
Exhibit B:
In this photo, we see that Deadpool is asking Spiderman to kiss him and to do a deed called "fanservice" in the form of giving content to be used for yaoi, an art form of drawing homosexual intimacy. Spiderman declines but Deadpool keeps trying.
Exhibit C:
This is a screenshot of actor Chris Hemsworth at work taking on the role of Thor. Taika, the person featured on the left, seems to be wearing an ensemble meant to represent The Hulk for it to be easier to use cgi in movie editing. But it seems that Thor is kissing the ensemble, meaning that Thor is kissing The Hulk.
This is what I have gathered from our evidence so far, so if I find any more to support the idea that Marvel, is in fact, NOT heterosexual, I will update.
I put too much effort into this thank you and goodnight.
