DEAR CHA MINA,
This is pathetic. You and I know this and if you dare ever let anyone who isn’t you read this, I’ll personally find you and rip out your spine from your throat.
Now I’m not saying i like you: but I perhaps favor you more than everyone else in this school and perhaps I wouldn’t mind if you did come wrong to where I live in London so I can show you every where I like to wander in hopes that you’re perhaps not only there just for the baby pictures.
Of course, These are all hypothetical hypotheses that may occur in a possible and parallel universe- one that we don’t live in. Isn’t that clear? How on earth could I like a person like you? Someone with beautiful eyes; ones that are equally as bright as yourself and someone who looks stunning underneath the moonlight even if we’re surrounded by bird shit and even if it’s cold enough to freeze ice cream outside, I don’t feel fazed because you’re all I can concentrate on that I can’t even sleep sometimes. A true hag, I’d say.
If you’re blushing, you shouldn’t be and if you’re laughing because of how sweet I am and not how stupid this thing letter is, you shouldn’t be.
Stop falling asleep in my library corner.
-Nikolai Saint Claire.
DEAR(EST) LARISSA,
I actually remembered to owl you today, 누나. Don’t be so surprised, it’s because some blasted First Year got a howler this morning and I thought that it’s best I start replying to you before you step up to that. You can try to deny you wouldn’t but I saw the one you keep in your writing desk just waiting and begging to be used. I also know you stole £40 and 35 Galleons from my underwear drawer. One of the maids notified me. You might also to want tell Mother and Father to fire her know I think about it.
How’s 형? Do we know when he’s coming home? I know the whole contacting thing isn’t his style and we just meet when we do, but he’s never not stopped by during New Years until the one that’s just passed. He is alright? He’s not dead is? He’s not as selfish as to die during my last year, is he?
What about Mother and Father? They said they’d be back before the summer holiday so they could pick me up from the train station so I wouldn’t have to get the tube home. They’re going to keep that promise? You know what- don’t even answer that.
누나, how are you? Are you well? Is that guy from your class still bothering you for your number? Perhaps you should just give it to him and get the one night stand we both know is going to happen over.
I’d love to chat more but some fifth years are giving me strange looks because I’m actually doing something other than sleep. In fact, I’m going to go to sleep right now.
-Nikolai Saint Claire.









