#hsecretsstarter

“They said this dye was supposed to be temporary but this is day three and it seems to look more and more like cotton candy every day. Any tips for getting it out?“

"oooh there you are! come here give me a hug!”, leaving the red carpet, rihanna spotted somene and shouted, pulling the person into a very sloppy but loving hug. “oh, come on, you phased about my tits?”, she asked stepping back, showing her see through clothes and rolling her eyes. “they said i could wear trash, so i’m wearing the most expensive shit is this place: ME”, winking, the woman reached out for her glass of a purple drink., that some of her pas was holding for her “so, wanna go find a table and take a seat? don’t tell me you’re taking any of this award seriously”. @hollywoodsecretstarters​

Everyday the urge to convert a van into a tiny house and hit the road on a long trip around America increases. Although with the kids, the multiple motorbikes, the quad bike, the push bikes, crates of Guinness and my guitars I’m gonna need a bus. @hollywoodsecretstarters​

i know i’m not a brain scientist but this information blew my mind -  squirrels fail to recover up to 74% of the nuts they bury. and you know what happens to the rest of the nuts? THEY BECOME FORESTS. like that’s how tree grow, over someone else “mistake”. and yes, i found out about it watching a sarah silverman stand up, but still, this is valid information, right? @hollywoodsecretstarters​

Alright, just finished my second workout for today and now i’m about to cook way too much food and watch some basketball. As long as you aren’t rooting for the Jazz tonight, feel free to come by and grab some grub and yell at the screen with me. I need to amp up the at home cheering section a little bit.

How come tomato's are fruits but they’re in salads, but never in fruit salads. But then carrots go in cake and then If you put rhubarb in pizza you’re crazy, and you’re thinking, you’re crazy Liam, but how come cheese can go on pizza and it’s a type of cake?! Yes, I’ve been thinking a lot of unnecessary shit but tell me that I’m wrong!  @hollywoodsecretstarters​ 

okay, but is anyone else as obsessed with true crime documentaries as i am ? like the night stalker ? the ted bundy tapes ? the cecil hotel ? i literally spent the entire last week watching my way through that specific section on netflix and i regret nothing. except maybe for the fact that i’m living alone and now i’m freaking out over every little noise i hear. so, now i’m contemplating moving back in with my parents. but i would do it all again. please tell me i’m not the only one.

the news is, i’m voicing lola on the new space jam movie. i don’t care if you think the 90′s edition was trash or not, it was launched in the year i was born and i think that’s a sign. so, some people are already saying shit about my character, but imma tell you my family never was as proud as this moment right now, because this is the closes i’m getting from being an actual NBA player, so! so. bare with me, i’m happy. ( @hollywoodsecretstarters​ )