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Now I know that MTF!John already has a fanon name based on the request that spawned her, but I was wondering...
What name do you think MTF!John will actually use when she shows up?
June (it's the name we chose for her, they can't change it now)
Joan (like the Arc, bc she loves puns)
Jane/Jade ("that's my name!" "no, our name")
some 4-letter J name (she'll keep family tradition her own way)
some 5-letter J name (fits the HSBC naming structure)
Roxy (MTF!John and FTM!Roxy meet and immediately trade names like cards)
Casey (she gets to be Nic Cage's daughter now)
Shirley (it's the ultimate bit, she's gotta)
Some other name (She'll get a new name, a better name!)
John (it's already on the naming plaque, she can't change it now)
We'll never get MTF!John (ye of little faith)
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June w/ my fav song this month. She's probably saying let's go! We have narratives to fix...
Which John do you think will become June?
Candy!John (probably had alot of time to think while self-isolating)
Meat!John (probably had alot of time to think in the afterlife)
Both (they've both had time to think)
Neither (the writers will back out last minute out of cowardice)
Secret 3rd John (you can never rule out a Secret 3rd John)
Mysterious 6th Option (specify in comments/tags/reblogs)
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Do you think that, when Meat!John was injured with the cherub poison, the effects of said poison also affected Candy!John?
Thus explaining why any attempts he makes to change things up in the Epilogues only end up making his life worse, and why his attempts to be relevant in Beyond Canon are ignored/denied by everyone else around him?
Choose
Yes, but when June becomes canon it will cure the poison
Yes, and the poison will still affect them even when June becomes canon
Yes, but there's probably at least one Calliope with the appropriate anti-venom
I never even thought about that, but yeah that could be true
No, I think Candy!John's lack of relevancy is unrelated to Meat!John's poisoning
Why do you always turn your weird theories into polls like this? (bc :D)

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