#hsbc john

June (it's the name we chose for her, they can't change it now)

Joan (like the Arc, bc she loves puns)

Jane/Jade ("that's my name!" "no, our name")

some 4-letter J name (she'll keep family tradition her own way)

some 5-letter J name (fits the HSBC naming structure)

Roxy (MTF!John and FTM!Roxy meet and immediately trade names like cards)

Casey (she gets to be Nic Cage's daughter now)

Shirley (it's the ultimate bit, she's gotta)

Some other name (She'll get a new name, a better name!)

John (it's already on the naming plaque, she can't change it now)

We'll never get MTF!John (ye of little faith)

results

Yes, but when June becomes canon it will cure the poison

Yes, and the poison will still affect them even when June becomes canon

Yes, but there's probably at least one Calliope with the appropriate anti-venom

I never even thought about that, but yeah that could be true

No, I think Candy!John's lack of relevancy is unrelated to Meat!John's poisoning

Why do you always turn your weird theories into polls like this? (bc :D)