#hs74 end

oh no

im sorry dude but you talk *so much*

ill finish your convo another day, i promise. i love it but theres just so much to get through every time you give one of your rants and i gotta reflect on each one and poooosssibly save your insults for a later date when i start a fight with my brothers and need leverage.

anyways, paradox clones

nice

john is making clones of their literal selves and going to send them off in time. probably in a manner that aligns their ages. not sure how yet but we’ll figure that out probably after this next rant of CG’s. but at the end, itll have made a loop. meaning these kids? theyre the destined ones to play and possibly why the kids had their own reserved 4 spots.

in the meantime, little babies holding guns, going into sharp glass and just having an overall good experience. would rate john 5 star babysitter and would hire him again myself. 

wait no, id hire CG bc he went through the same deal, except with ... troll babies instead. and lowkey? entertaining to see. hence the hiring potential. OH MY GOD. a babysitting duo. oh my god. baby CG. pure, innocent probably still shouting and screaming. lets not lie. its a personality trait. but overall cute. 

and while thats happening, grandpa is driving a boat in the middle of space, his face plastered on the side of it while the new couple, mom and dad (i see, i see), are together. super cute actually. but gramps? still ominous. dunno whats up with him. how he’s alive. how he KNOWS hes supposed to be dead and tf does he have a space boat for, how he can breathe, and how he knows to travel in the veil. and to get where? i dont know. as you can tell by the many questions.

which

is basically it?? for this session?? besides the john/CG banter we got.

now, little discussion for session 73 bc i failed to do so and abstained last time

dave

rose

siblings

huh

did NOT see that one coming. now do they know theyre siblings? bc if they dont. oh man. oh boy. oh shit. someone please tell them because this wont end well. still cant BELIEVE bro is dave’s dad tho. 

WAIT

HOW DOES DAD EGBERT FIT INTO ALL OF THIS?

WHY DID I NEVER THINK OF THAT?

...

I’m stopping here for the day. We will see how our Cop friend hunts down that puppet later.

Good to see Rose up and about. Too bad she couldn’t stop John from launching himself somewhere else, oh well.

It is nice to see Orange Dave help John out with the hammer. That is an awesome hammer and will have some pretty cool results.

I guess John’s grandma is still haunting the place. or at least haunting John. Which would explain the gusher prank.

And I guess the kid’s dream selves are living in the same time frame as the Castle and the non-exiled exiles. Dream Jade saw the Post Lady before she became the badass desert mail lady. But why are the kids split up into 2 groups, light and dark? I thought they were supposed to be playing together.

...unless...... it was supposed to be teams. Where it would be the Light Side vs the Dark side. That could have worked with the players working together to build up their team to see who would “ultimately win” the war of light and dark.

But because John didn’t have the other part of the game yet, they got stuck in a circle, so all four need to work together, and screwing what the game as “supposed” to do.