Alright....let’s see what her reaction to a strange alien boy is.

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Alright....let’s see what her reaction to a strange alien boy is.

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is this what john dreams about?????
of course he dreams about cake, maybe this is actually johns nightmare
ayyy gushers currency, i forgot we compared the grist to that. fun fact, i never had gushers before. fruit by the foot, yes, but wasn’t the biggest fan. its like diabetes on a string. oh man, does anybody remember those ads they used to do? where some guy was on the couch and the string of candy was attached to some weird ass creature? damn, that was in like 2010/2011 lmfao. idek if they still do those. anyways.
why is this weirdly pleasing
aw it ended on a happy note, johns favourite things. ghostbusters and harry anderson. or maybe its referring to the magic book which would probably make more sense. but after reading that story from the introduction of wise guy, im all in it for harry anderson now. call me a stan.
Uh......For once in my life, I hope to god that it isn’t Jade.
AN ACCURATE MOOD.
I knew you would say something like that but I am too terrified to really make a joke about it.

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ok, there is no way in hell that Beta-Mariam/Ancestor-Kanaya didn’t see John. A sign from the gods maybe?
Karkat being forced carried bridal style while being hissy about it is a glorious image.
We all know if Karkat was having a meltdown, he would either say “meow” or “crab”