#hphm dumbledore

DUMBLEDORE: So as you can see, Professor Dumbledore, you have quite a few fans. And they are resolved to honour both your character and achievements.

MC: And a celebration feast sounds quite fun, too!

MCGONAGALL: It's very kind but simply too much, Albus.

SNAPE: You're nothing if not humble, Minerva. But even I'm on board. So don't make us beg. It's... unbecoming.

MCGONAGALL: When you put it that way... I have no choice. But I also have a few ideas of my own on how I'd like to approach this...

Dumbledore:

dumbledore *whispering*: how many points are you lacking minnie?

mcgonagall *also whispering*: 14, albus

dumbledore: AND NOW, 15 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR, FOR UMM...HARRY’S PERFECTLY IRONED ROBES !!

Every Harry Potter book:

Draco is now a character in HPHM!

Oh god I can't, look at small he is compared not only to Lucius and Dumbledore, but also to us. It looks so weird, I can't

So, Lucius wants us to babysit Draco?? Oh boy. Oh man. I bet that's gonna go wonderfully.