#hp polyship

If we’re single and not married by the time you’re thirty, I’ll have a baby with you.

Friends say it all the time. It’s an innocent pact that usually never actually comes true. Hermione had been a little more than drunk when she said it. She didn’t think anything about it.

Hermione blinked at the twins, her brain running a mile a minute. She quickly connected the dots. They were glowing, and she was glowing and…

“IT WAS AN UNBREAKABLE VOW?”

EXPLICIT, 4K COMPLETE, MFM - FRED WEASLEY/HERMIONE GRANGER/GEORGE WEASLEY

TAGS: Double Vaginal Penetration, Incest Adjacent, Vaginal Fingering, SIX FINGERS!, Breeding, Fuck Or Die, Twincest, The twins don't interact sexually but their cocks touch, Daddy Kink, Breeding Kink, Vaginal Sex, Fred Weasley Lives, Post-Hogwarts, Fluff and Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Light Choking, Pregnancy

Thank you @call-me-daddy-fic-fest for hosting! and @schmem14 for beta reading and editing!

Almost a month after HP Kinktober ended, I have finally created a complete masterlist of the wonderful rare pair works we were gifted with from this astoundingly creative community. Since I am only human, please let me know if anything is wrong with this post (broken link, mispelled author name, etc).

Day 2: Instant Darkness Powder 

Hermione Granger/Lavender Brown 

Biting the Truth in the Dark by @triggerlil​ (M, 1.4k) 

Lavender Brown is dead to the wizarding world. Quite literally. She has disappeared off the map into a muggle apartment and never looked back, that is, except for Hermione Granger. One/third of the Golden Trio and Britain's youngest Minister for Magic, Hermione goes to Lavender when she's looking to de-stress from the pressure of being in charge, of filing papers, making appearances, and being the brightest witch of her entire bloody generation.

Lavender is fine with that. She just has one rule: they never fuck with the lights on.

Oh, and no falling in love.

Day 3: Polyjuice 

Pansy Parkinson/Draco Malfoy 

to be me and you and you and you by @triggerlil​ (M, 157) 

When you've been loving and pining after someone for so long, you're bound to go a little mad, no?

In which Pansy and Draco's morals begin to loosen and they make a very bad, no good decision.

Day 14: Rictusempra 

Fleur Delacour/Hermione Granger 

Rictusempra by @ladderofyears​ (E, 880)

Hermione and Fleur put the famed Tickling Charm to use in the bedroom.

Day 15: Exploding Snap 

Dudley Dursley/Gregory Goyle 

Strip Snap by @ladderofyears​ (T, 100) 

Dudley and Greg play a game of strip Exploding Snap.

“Party Time!!”

No Invite to the Slug Christmas Party? Boo Unfair!!  Holiday Party in the Arithmancy Department, Professor Vector’s Classroom. Drinks, Food and Music! All fifth, sixth and seventh years welcome.

Hosted by Megan J. Daphne G. and Terry B.

commission by the lovely @zestivivi    

Draco hits the water hard. It feels like crashing into cement. There is no give until he’s sinking and being buried all at once. The wave crashes atop him, and he holds his breath as he’s tossed around in white water. His shoulder bounces against the rocky bottom, cutting into his skin like Doxy nails. He drags across the bottom, tied to his surfboard by a leash around his ankle.

He closes his eyes and lets the cold sink deep into his bones.

He could not fight back. He could just sink. He thought he’d stop contemplating death after this long, but the cold beckons him like a lost son.

And he’s so, so completely and utterly lost.

Locals Only on AO3

*Explicit, 12,000 words, Complete*

Ship(s): Draco Malfoy/Theodore Nott/Blaise Zabini