#howoldistooold

...wear a bikini? 

Honestly though, I see some pretty elderly people at the beach. I never really payed attention to wether the women were wearing bikinis or not though. So, it there a certain age where you just shouldn't wear a bikini or does it all depend on how you look in it? Discuss. 

...to go on a date?

If you are a single person, is there an age where it's too old for you to go out on a date? A blind date? Two elderly people meet in the supermarket, exchange phone numbers, and have dinner. Seems a bit bizarre maybe but why the hell not? Right on. Also, if you are happily married for thirty, forty, fifty plus years are you too old to go out to dinner and a movie together? Discuss. 

...to listen to rap music?

Okay, maybe this one is a generational thing. My parents listen to only country and old skool rock, my grandparents listen to Johnny Cash and Elvis (and you know those old people singers, eh). I don't think they ever listened to rap or hip hop or even pop growing up. But our generation listens to that now so will we continue to listen to it when we are parents and grandparents? It's just intriguing to picture a seventy year old man bumping to some Jay-Z or a sixty-five year old women belting out One Direction (pause for fangirl moment) in their cars, no? More power to us for being the coolest fucking generation ever. 

...to pursue a new career?

Whoa buddy, we about to get a little serious up in here. Give this a thought, you're fifty years old and you have been doing the same job since you got out of college (like twenty five plus years or so). You never really enjoyed it but it paid the bills. You thought you were about to get a nice promotion but ended up getting passed over by some younger, better looking, edgier person. Now what? If you are hating your job, is it ridiculous to quit and go after something totally new when you can retire in fifteen years? Fifteen years seems like forever to me so I would say hell fucking yes, but maybe not so to someone who have been alive a lot longer. What about ten years? Five? I guess it would depend on how much you hate the job, financial situation, etc. 

...to have sex? 

I mean they say if you are healthy enough to walk up a flight of stairs then you are healthy enough to do it. Eh, never mind. I'm just going to let that one sit. It really needs to explanation. 

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