If I came with an instruction manual, it would say this "clean to use, turn on, step back, and wait for a response. If no response within 12 hours, please contact customer service for a full refund." Except in life, no one is going to tell you to step back or compensate you for a giant waste of time. I should also come with a warning to say that emotional turmoil may ensue if prescribed procedures are not followed. As much as I want to be a "turn-on and use" kind of person, this is just not how I am wired. So before you invest your hard earned cash in me, please do read the fine prints, the bold prints, and whatever other small leaflets I come with, so you are fully advised of the consequences and warranties. I know the desirable results are hard to achieve but if you have a good head on your shoulders, a large risk appetite and an abundant working capital, I am sure we can work something out.