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Step 1: Oh? We’re getting a human? Can I eat them? No? Oh…

Step 2: Never interact with them again until they decide to have a movie marathon, and then only join because they have snacks.

Step 3: Okay, so the human is good for having snacks, that’s it.

Step 4: You. Ate. My. CUSTARD?!

Step 5: Destroy their bedroom wall. Well, now they have no choice but to share a room with the demon that just threatened their existence.

Step 6: End up in the Underground Tomb, where the human will have no choice but to protect you and a chihuahua from Lucifer.

Make a character seem “human”

And by that, I mean how to make them feel real. If you have eyes and the ability to observe people with said eyes, you probably noticed that no one is perfect. People trip on sidewalks, say things and then immediately regret it, spill or drop things.

So, a way to pull these little flaws into your character is to (surprise) simplify things. This makes it a much more concise action and draws less attention to it.

“She tripped on the uneven sidewalk before regaining her footing and brushing off the mistake with a laugh.” vs. “She stumbled on the sidewalk, brushing off her mistake with a laugh”

In this example, the action of her tripping is in focus more than whatever conversation our hypothetical character is attempting to carry on. In the second, the stumble is passive- it’s brushed by, but it’s still there. The focus hasn’t shifted away from the action.

Another way to do this is to carefully build your characters. It’s tempting to build characters that are like yourself- it’s a pitfall we all fall into. Instead of unconsciously using yourself as a model for a characters personality, try using a friend. You’ll find a wider variety of traits in your characters than before.

A general rule of thumb if you’re lazy or need to make a lot of characters rather quickly is to pick 3 “good” traits (ie: kind, generous, easygoing), 2 “neutral” (ie: apathetic, clumsy, immature), and 2 “bad” ones (ie: dishonest, gullible, abrasive). That mix tends to give fairly balanced characters with minimal effort. Feel free to play with the ratio of 3:2:2 if you want.

Hey love! No worries, it actually took me forever to figure it out on my phone too!

Basically you just type : readmore : without the spaces between the colons and the words on its own line and it’ll add one for you!

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Step One: Gather who you want to come out to.

Step Two: Get out your phone and start blaring Single Ladies

Step Three: Start singing and dancing along to the chorus, singing “All the single enbys, now put your hands up” and raise your hand