me, on the ground with 2 broken ribs: YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU GOT MY BOOKS WET FUCKING VILLAIN I HOPE YO MAMA HEARS ABOU-

"H-HEY! What’s that supposed to mean? Come down here and say that to my face, you…okay, I’ll admit I thought that form was to sign up for free samples, and am kinda already employed, but…That’s no excuse to be rude! Pfft."

I had been looking into going to their grad school, so I was excited to really check out the atmosphere and meet some of the people. I hate to say I was greatly disappointed by how Aristotle and I were treated. We had went to a few tailgates, met a few people, and had some beers. We stopped by one to ask for a couple of waters because we'd been drinking all day & were beginning to get dehydrated. I can't tell you how many waters I've handed out to strangers at my tailgate in auburn for the same reason. They kindly gave us the waters and I struck up a conversation with one of the girls about how she went to school there for a similar graduate degree that I was looking into. After that we were offered a couple of mixed drinks from their bar and talked to different people for about an hour as we took shelter under their tent from the rain. We didn't think anything of it because we always have tailgates and offer food and drinks to anyone who comes by. By the time this girl walks up to Aristotle and I, I had offered to give them money for the drinks we had. This girl demanded to know who we knew there & we told her the whole story about how we were from auburn and about how welcoming they had been. She told us about how they pay for the drinks here & were making people uncomfortable by being here. I once again offered to pay for the two drinks I had. She declined saying "we don't want your money, we just want you to leave." I was just completely confused by this because this has never happened before. It's not as if we were being rowdy or drunk. We were just quietly talking to the people who walked up to see who we were and each shared our stories of where we were from. I apologized to the girl, once again saying that I would pay her before I left and that I didn't know that this was a problem. Once again she just coldly says "it's fine, just leave". As we were leaving some of the kinder people we had been talking to apologized to us saying how much they enjoyed meeting us & that they wish we could stay but they have no say so in the matter. I want to remind you that it was raining and lightening at this time. They just kicked us out into the storm. I still cannot understand that. I would never treat a stranger like that. Especially one who was considering my school. I would want them to experience the kindness and love that comes with it. I know not everyone there is like that but we later walked up to another tailgate to ask for directions & before we could say anything a man says "this is a private affair" I've never been to another college where that has happened to me, so I'm sad to say that I will not consider ever calling Columbia my home

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