Feb 11, 2018
Portland: Told Houston I like him. He said he’s unsure and needs to think about his feelings for me
Augusta: How long has he been thinking?
Portland: 3 years
(Source: Twitter)
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Portland: Told Houston I like him. He said he’s unsure and needs to think about his feelings for me
Augusta: How long has he been thinking?
Portland: 3 years
(Source: Twitter)
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Houston: Fuck you
Portland: Is that an insult or a to-do list?
Houston: What?
Portland: What?
(Source: Twitter)
Houston: I need to get something off my chest.
Portland: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.
(Source: Twitter)
Houston: I slept for 15 hours. What did I miss?
Portland: This dick.
Houston: Oh thank god. I thought I missed something big.
(Source: Twitter)
Portland: Would you rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby?
Houston: What’s a matter baby?
Portland: Nothing sweetie, what’s-a-matter with you?
(Source: Tumblr)
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Austin: Doesn’t your behavior contradict all the religious rules you’ve been espousing your whole life?
Houston: You’re right, it does. And it’s something that I’m struggling with these days.
Austin: Then why are you doing it?
Houston: Because I’m not perfect, Austin, and that man’s booty is.
(Source: The Big Bang Theory)
Portland: *hugs Houston from behind* I love you.
Portland: *whispers into Houston’s ear* But if you ever forget to feed the cats again I will destroy you.
(Source: Twitter)
Portland: You're crazy
Houston: What?
Portland: You were supposed to say "yeah, about you"
Portland: Why is real life never like the movies?
(Source: Twitter)