#househeld

Leonardo Escoto from Househeld

( @applesauce-official request)

You flip over your FETCH MODUS and check out the back. You'd think there would be a lot more to it than that. Like an input for the rhyme scheme or number of stanzas or something.

so here’s a link instead

You'll need all the LUCK you can get. Opening umbrellas indoors is GOOD luck, right.

The statue must have conked you on the head something fierce to make you temporarily FORGET YOUR PLANS ON USING THE BOOK IN THE EVENT OF COMPUTER TROUBLE. The Berenstain- sorry, you mean BERENSTEIN BEARS have always been with you every step of the goddamn way, and that isn't going to change now. But this does bring up another question on how you're going to utilize any of these intermediary items without ejecting the whole deck, possibly killing yourself instantaneously. You can imagine the headlines now: "BIRTHDAY BOY CROAKS BY CROWNED CROAKER." "PARTY POOPER PERISHES ON PARASOL." "KID FUCKING KILLS HIMSELF WITH SEVERE BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA."

You've gone over this already. You can't because you have to swap it out with something else before you can drop it. But does that apply to an item at the end of a line as well? Or is it considered dissociative from the rest since technically there's no card that follows? And what's stopping you from taking the last item and using it to replace another? You don't have the neuroplasticity for this shit. The king stays.

The frog on the top shelf lounges lazily a lot, listening to the pitter-patter of precipitation against the window pane deep in thought. Then there's the red-eyed tree frog, readying itself to pounce into action whenever it can. The storm may wash in some tumultuous jams. And the gentleman at the bottom shelf is just an indentured servant.