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Their ringtones for each other

Regina’s tone for Emma would be ‘Hero’ by Enrique Iglesias.  Emma set it as a joke during a boring town meeting, but Regina was so touched/amused that she never changed it. Emma’s for Regina would be Guillotine by Yadi.

Their FB relationship status

'Joint Mom with'

Whether they are addicted to couples selfies

Emma likes taking stealth seflies, with Regina being all serious in the background while she pulls a dorky face.

Which of their friends is over-joyed shipper trash that they are together

Henry, obviously.  He has two badass Moms.

Who overshares intimate relationship details

For a while, it’s actually Henry who obliviously shares details, probably with Mary Margaret, much to her horror.  Regina’s a very private person, so I don’t think she would.  Emma would go to someone terrible for relationship advice, like Blue, and just totally overshare.

Who steals the other’s clothes

Emma steals Regina’s.  Let’s face it.  I mean it’s been canon since early season one.

Who’s the PDA fan

(I had to look up PDA.  Public Displays of Affection.  Got ya) Emma would be more one for holding hands, but Regina would be one for grand PDAs like snuggling and being all secretive at a fancy restaurant (does Storybrook even have a fancy restaurant?)

Who proposes

I know how both of them would.  Emma would propose out of the blue on an afternoon fall walk; they’d be talking and she’d just say ‘So how about we get married?’.  Regina would take a moment to process the question, and Emma would look as surprised as she does that she actually said that sentence.  Regina asks if she’s sure, and Emma realises that she is and just says ‘Yeah.’  And Regina takes the plunge then and there and accepts, much to the (delighted) surprise of both.

Regina though would make it all super fancy.  She’d talk to Henry about it first to see how he’d feel about it (ecstatic), then plan a big meal at that fancy restaurant, with flowers and the biggest diamond ring that exists outside of Mr Gold’s shop (are you kidding me she’s not going secondhand and she’s not buying something from the imp that’s probably cursed anyway).  And then the waiter would deliver expensive champagne and Regina would suggest a toast ‘to us’ and pull out the ring box.  Emma would say yes and they would toast and giggle.As to who would actually have the courage to do it, that would be Emma, because although they’ve both suffered abandonment, I think Regina would still have the voice inside her saying that she’s not good enough for anyone, that no one could possibly actually love her that much.