During the existence of the human race (which seems long, but is only a drop in the ocean of time) there have been a meager amount of questions that are still debated over, even after all this time. The progression of technology, science, media, and more have allowed us to reflect upon these questions and answer them. On the other hand, the same components have created a more recent, yet nevertheless debatable and daring, daunting question that falls into this narrow category. This question that has plagued the existence of mankind is “should pineapple be on pizza?” Originating in the early 1960s in Chatham, Ontario, the (delicious, outstanding, and all around amazing) concept of putting pineapple on pizza is credited to Sam Panopoulos (Scoble). Ever since then, the question has bothered millions around the world. More recently, in late January, 2017, a user with the tag of @OriginalSDM on Twitter posted a picture of a slice of pizza completely covered in pineapple, and this message formed two opposing sides: those who approve and those who will utilize every fiber of their being to stop the epidemic (OriginalSDM). Thousands responded with comments and opinions regarding the picture and soon they were all asking if pineapple is an acceptable pizza topping. Experts on food and pizza specifically have weighed in on the topic, and yet the answer seems to be undetermined. A beacon of light and sweetness in a salty and dark world, pineapple is a delicious topping and thereby belongs on pizza.

One of the many reasons why pineapple is a quality topping is that its taste satisfies our human need for multiple combinations of flavors at once. Having food that is both salty and sweet is one of these combinations due to the competing contrast that captures both the need for saltiness and sweetness. Pizza is known to be full of salts, and the natural fruit sugars found in pineapple fulfills the desire to counter that saltiness without overpowering it. When a person eats a fruit with sugar, such as pineapple, it causes the brain to release dopamine (Greenburg). Dopamine is a chemical that is released based on pleasure in the brain. For example, try this: think of a funny or exciting thing that has happened recently. Let that ruminate for a couple seconds, and you’ll most likely find yourself in a slightly better mood, possibly even smiling! When a person thinks about their happiest memory, their brain is pleased with the feeling and releases dopamine, which causes the person to feel pleased as well, triggering a smile (Mandal). The brain rewards itself for feeling happy and wants to experience it again. The same thing happens when you eat sugary foods or food that you really like. If eating sugar releases dopamine, and dopamine is a chemical that is released only when the brain content, then sugar satisfies the brain. Picking pineapple to place on pizza pleases the brain. This unique, tangy flavor is a sharp contrast to salt and it intensifies the enjoyment. The sweet harmony of these two differing flavors creates an overall engaging experience for the brain, mouth, and person as a whole.

Not only does pineapple on pizza taste good, but it also benefits the body as well. Pineapples are full of vitamins, minerals, and nutrients that are healthy and help out your body. Pizza, on the other hand, is quite different. It’s filled with high amounts of sodium, saturated fats, and refined grains (Bruno). Most people love the satisfying saltiness of pizza along with the greasy cheese that practically melts on your tongue, but you have to admit, (either while eating or after) you feel at least a bit guilty for binging. To get rid of this unwanted guilt, try adding some precious pineapple to your pizza! Pineapple is loaded with calcium, vitamin A, thiamine, vitamin c, magnesium, and many, many more (Ware). These are all healthy for you, so you’re getting nutritional value from pizza. The fruit also contains bromelain, which is a digestive enzyme that breaks down food in your stomach and helps keep your digestive system fast and healthy (Md. Farid). As a child, I loved pizza and absolutely couldn't get enough of it. Since it was so unhealthy and my obsession was quickly growing, my mother declared that if I didn’t eat healthier pizza then I could not eat any. Stricken with shock and sadness, I turned to one of my favorite fruits, (most likely what was the only thing my four foot tall self could reach on the shelf) and rested my faith in pineapple and hoped it would be my savior. Do yourself a favor next time you’re eating pizza and add some pineapple to it, for its benefits will make you forget about how unforgivingly unhealthy pizza is!

One of the strongest arguments against pineapple belonging pizza is that pineapple doesn’t perfectly fit with the dictionary term of pizza, but this argument is a double-ended sword. This argument is based around Oxford Dictionary’s definition of pizza, which consists of the following: “A dish of Italian origin, consisting of a flat round base of dough baked with a topping of tomatoes and cheese, typically with added meat, fish, or vegetables” (Pizza - Definition). The argument is based on the fact that pineapple is not a meat, fish, nor vegetable. By definition, this would mean that it does not belong on pizza. While one can see where this argument is coming from, one must not forget that cooking is a form of art. Along with that, one of the main premises of art is that there are no limitations to what one can do, the artist has unrelenting freedom over their art. If an artist wished the carve a sculpture out of marble and then color it with crayons, then that is the artist’s choice, even if people detest the work. Taking this argument into consideration, a chef has free range over what he, she, or they wish to put on a pizza, including pineapple. Also, the word “typically” is carefully place before describing what is added to pizza. This means that sometimes no meat, fish, nor vegetables are added to the pizza, and also that other things can be added as well. Since the word “typically” is in the definition, pineapple (and all other things, you can have post-it notes and call it a pizza topping) fits perfectly. Therefore, pineapple upholds the Oxford Dictionary’s definition of pizza.

Pineapple is a satisfactory topping on pizza due to its combination of contrasting flavors and its benefits to the human body, despite what skeptics would say. It has brightened the lives of enthusiasts since its creation and continues to be a staple preference needed for my and many other people’s pizza. On the rare occasion that a pizzeria carries pineapple and will allow me to order pizza with the topping, it absolutely makes my entire week at least 15% better and creates a feeling of joy that I outwardly express. Truth be told, if something causes you to be happy, then go for it. Life isn’t about wasting away while skeptics question and demine your every thought and action; it’s about being proactive and standing up for what you believe in. To an ungrateful and dubious audience, I announce with pride that I am a firm lover of pineapple pizza and will remain that way despite what anyone says. Life can be torture sometimes by its repetitiveness: waking up, eating food, doing work, eating food, going to sleep, repeating on and on forever. Life needs that special pinch of unique flavor that feels as if you’re a completely changed person who’s ready to take on the world by storm. The excruciating question that has taken over 50 years to ruminate in the hearts of millions across the world has been answered: yes, pineapple always has and always will belong on pizza.

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