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I wasn't expecting to suddenly post a new fic, but here we are!
Finally Ready to Mess Things Up
Rated: G, 2427 words
David and Patrick have lived in Schitt’s Creek for ten years when a friend makes them an offer they can’t refuse.
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Happy Monday, everyone! I hope everyone’s beginning to come down from the Emmy’s excitement (congrats to Fleabag, but next year is for SC!). I wanted to start of the week by shouting out a series that is utterly charming, by the amazing houdini74.  Told from the perspectives of Clint and Marcy Brewer, the fics in this all-ages series give us a glimpse into Patrick’s backstory and how the Brewers rebuild their relationship after his move to Schitt’s Creek. Have some tissues handy, because these pics are likely to make the room very dusty when you read them. And when you’ve finished this series, check out the rest of houdini74′s work! They’ve got an impressive range--smut, AUs, newspapers...oh my!
I wrote a couple of fics for this year's Schitt's Creek Frozen Over Fest ( @scfrozenover). Check them out if you haven't already!
O Christmas Tree
Gen, 2689 words
A trip to the woods to harvest the Brewer’s Christmas tree brings an unexpected surprise.
A Ghost of a Chance
Gen, 2027 words
David is forced to walk home on Christmas Eve, when a friendly stranger rescues him from the snowstorm and offers him a ride. But not everything is as it seems.
Thanks to the Fest organizers and Happy Holidays to all!
New from me!
Wanted: Birthday Clown
Patrick hires a birthday clown for his cousin's party, or so he thinks. What he gets is something he never expected.
Rated T, 3835 words
COMING SOON!
Found and Lost and Found Again
When Patrick is kidnapped by a mysterious magical agency, David will do anything to get him back, but rescuing Patrick won’t be easy. Still, David is determined to find his husband, even if it means pushing out of his comfort zone and revealing Patrick’s secrets. Nothing will stop David from bringing Patrick home—just as soon as he finishes at least four steps in his nine-step skin care regimen.Â
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Found and Lost and Found Again
Featuring:
Patrick has a secret
evil magical agencies
kidnapping
competent David going on a quest
blue cheese
Chapter 1 is now up!
Houdini's Christmas Fic List
If you're in the mood for holiday cheer, here are the seasonal fics I've written over the years.
Cookies and Taxes
Marcy—and her cookies—are David’s favorite customers, but that doesn’t mean that he’s interested in meeting her son. Especially when he turns out to be a rude business major with entirely too much to say about the success of David’s store.
Rated T, 6659 words
Hurry Down the Chimney Tonight
Being Santa is a lonely job so Patrick relishes the stolen moments with a man he’s never met. Until one Christmas Eve, when everything changes.
Rated G, 3811 words
Light Me Up (like a Christmas tree)
David has some feelings about the decorations Patrick puts on their Christmas tree.
Rated G, 1850 words
All I Want for Christmas Is You
David is working at the store on Christmas Eve when an mysterious stranger makes him very late for his dad's Christmas party.
Rated E, 7340 words
Knit and Purl
Marcy teaches David to knit.
Rated G, 2439 words
The Christmas Sweater
David is introduced to one of Patrick's family's Christmas traditions and he doesn't like it.
Rated G, 467 words
A Crowded House
David and Patrick go to Clint and Marcy's for New Year's. David meets Patrick's extended family for the first time.
Rated G, 1777 words
2022 Fic List
Wrote a few things this year:
Find them all on AO3.
