#hotguystatus

Wanna see me tear apart last nights Red Carpet choices? The link is in the bio. Follow it and you’ll also find a link for me reacting to @taylorswift’s new music video and a video of me covering @arianagrande’s song “Leave Me Lonely”. I’ve been a busy boy. (at Chicago, Illinois)

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Whose ready for the new apartment selfie film era to begin? #hotguystatus (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwxOlEgJo6T/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1u7ljqhnji8ja

Now, I’m not saying that because I’m single again that I’m gonna start posting a bunch of half naked pictures in order to make myself feel better, but what I am saying is that in a couple months I’m gonna have a new apartment and then I’ll have a space to take all the thot photos I desire and it’s just the natural progression of things. #HotGuyStatus 🔥 (at Uptown, Chicago) https://www.instagram.com/p/BthdDJLlsP1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=atjm7o7fs63o

been here an hour and already wishing i would have called in thicc... #hotguystatus https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo_0c1PHp4o/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4ofki090zwvk

oh hey look. it’s a rare nyc ross. complete with thick rim glasses, oversized sweaters and brooklyn lighting. can be found stuffing pillows at a west elm, eating pizza with @___itsyagirl and trying to make #hotguystatus a thing. #MCM https://www.instagram.com/p/BnkEFnRgZqj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qbeodk4x6v41

I’m not awake enough for this (this = literally anything). So here, have a photo of me looking like a snack. #hotguystatus https://www.instagram.com/p/BnGfs_lHUos/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1awzffixi48sc

While all you professionals dress up 360 days of the year to work and grind your ass off in order to pay bills and survive; Remember you CAN wear next to nothing at Market Days. Because you work hard and shouldn’t be FUCKING SHAMED FOR BEING PROUD OF YOUR BODY.