#hotb:sillystuff

1. What would you do if you were suddenly given a turtle?

*everyone is slightly surprised and silent for a few seconds*

INO: I would eat it.

SABEHA: Seriously? Is food all you can think about?

INO: What else am I supposed to do with it?

SABEHA: Well, anything else! Maybe… I dunno. If it’s from someone I like, than I’d keep it for I while, I guess. If it’s from someone I hate, then I would crush the bugger in front of the said person.

ME: Ooookaaaay… Elemir?

ELEMIR: *looks at Sabeha in deep thought*… What she said.

2. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

ELEMIR: The fuck is that! What kind of interview is this?

SABEHA: A wood… chuck? You mean the groundhog, yeah? How much wood would…? Could you repeat that please?

ME: No.

SABEHA: Wha– Why?

ME: Ino?

SABBEHA: Hey, don’t you dare ignore me– I’m not finished!

INO: *ignores Sabbeha* Who cares?

ELEMIR: Seriously. Ask us some normal questions. 

3. Why?

ELEMIR: Why? Because there are a lot more interesting things we could talk about than turtles and groundhogs.

INO: I think it’s related to the last question.

ELEMIR: *stares at Ino* Really? *turns his glare to me* What is wrong with you? You know what - give me that! I’ll tell you what to ask. You are too weird to ask normal questions. *tries to snatch the phone out of my hands*

ME: Hey! Get your hands off my phone!

SABEHA: Look, I have better things to do than watch you act like kids.

INO: I don’t. This is actually fun. 

*I somehow manage to repossess my phone*

ME: Don’t. Try. This. Again. Or. I’ll. D̵͇͍̂͆̕E̸̖͌̈́L̴̰̥͝Ę̵̥̀T̵͇̟͆Ẹ̵̜͚̈́͒  ̴̠̦̪͔̑͊̌́͛Y̴͕̭̬̼̋̄͐̀͌͜Ŏ̴̡̯̉̌̄͝Ü̴̹͕̭̎

ELEMIR: Bullshit. I’m one of the plot related characters.

ME: 

ME: Then I’ll cut your hair off and give you a beer belly.

ELEMIR: *gasps in horror*

4. In cubic centimeters, how much is a fuckton?

SABEHA: A thousand? No, a million, because it’s cubic! *beams*

INO: And what is a fuckton?

SABEHA: *sweats* She is asking questions, not you!

ME: Ino?

INO: *shrugs* A lot.

ME: Elemir?

ELEMIR It’s *gives me a forearm jerk* this much.

ME: Yo, don’t be rude! You touched my phone. How would you like it if I touched your sword, for example?

ELEMIR:

ELEMIR: Fine. I won’t do it again. But stop asking dumb questions!

5. Bees or bread?

SABEHA: Bees.

INO: Bread.

ELEMIR: I don’t care. Bees.

6. How far can an unladen swallow fly?

INO and SABEHA *dumbfound silence*

ELEMIR: Is it before or after carrying a coconut?

ME: *fistbumps with the blondie*

7. Do you like my underwear?

THE TRIO: *grin*

ME: *blushes but tries to keep it cool* Stupid question. Next one…

ELEMIR: Oh no you won’t! This one is actually interesting for a change… Well, come on.

ME: What?

ELEMIR: Well, show us.

ME: IN YOUR FUCKING DREAMS! I’M MARRIED!

INO: So if you weren’t, you would show them to us?

ME: *blushes furiously*

ME: No, of course not… Wait… *goes downstairs* *comes back up* Here.

SABEHA: *makes a disgusted face* I hope they are clean.

ME: *rolls eyes* Yeah, I just took them from the dirty laundry pile. Sheesh. I wear same as those right now.

SABEHA: They are cute but… 

ELEMIR: Waaaaay too big. You are not that old.

ME: Shut up! *sighs* Ino, even though I really don’t won’t to push this subject any further… what do you think?

INO:

INO: Not really important how they look… but how fast do they come off.

ME: *snatches my underwear and leaves stomping like an angry hippo*

ELEMIR: *dies*

8. How much dick is contained within Dimitri at any given time?

ELEMIR: Errrm… What?

SABEHA: I met a Dimitri once but… I don’t know.

INO: It depends how wide– *Sabeha slaps her hand over his mouth*

SABBEHA: This is really not necessary. Next question.

9. Peanuts, are you for or against?

SABEHA: Oh, yes. They are tasty!

INO: Tasty? I don’t know what they are, but I’m in.

ELEMIR: Pee-nuts? No, thanks. I’ll pass.

10. What’s the deal with guinea pigs?

ELEMIR: *facepalms* And what’s the deal with these questions?

SABEHA: They are… cute?

INO: *shrugs*

11. How come I can’t fly?

SABEHA: You don’t have wings?

ELEMIR: If you ask one more dumb question, I’ll throw you out of that window and you’ll fly, no worri– OUCH!

ME: Thanks, Sabs.

SABEHA: You’re welcome *glares at Elemir* 

INO: Maybe you can.

ME: Pardon?

INO: Maybe. Have you ever tried doing something? Making a contraption or something?

ME: N-no.

INO: Well, maybe you could fly if you tried.

12. How am I so incredible?

THE TRIO: *squint at me*

ME: *blush*

ELEMIR: I bet that’s not even a question.

ME: It is, actually.

ELEMIR: *honestly confused* But you’re not incred– OUCH!

SABEHA: Don’t be rude! She’s trying her best… I mean… *flustered* You are the best.

ME: Thanks, but I’m not buying it.

INO: You are the best we’ve got.

ME: Best what?

THE TRIO: *lost in the halls of space and time*

ME: Let’s drop this, okay? So it’s the end of the interview…

ELEMIR: *under his breath* *sarcastically* Really? So soon– OW! Let go of me!

ME: *while twisting his ear* … and thank you so much for participating. You did great!

INO: Well, you are definitely not an incredible actor.

This was so much FUN! Tagging:

@inkspilledqueen @pheita @inexorableblob @ratherinterestingmilkshake @ephemeralseraph @sweetcatminteareblog @rcris123 @zburatorii and I’ll tag you back @dotr-rose-love but with these questions for your OC(s):

Introduce yourself in 5 words or less.

Imagine you could be anything. Anything at all. What would it be and why?

If someone dared you to do the cinnamon challenge, would you do it?

Would you join a reality show?

Your house is burning and you have less than a minute to take something out! What do you save?

Your blind date ends up really drunk. What do you do?

Your The Ultimate Slow Dance song.

You have the opportunity to use the Time Machine. What time period would you go to?

Your best friend is getting married tomorrow. How will you prank the poor sod?

You have a blank piece of paper in front of you and you are bored. What do you draw?

Would you like to ride a dragon?