thanks for your thoughts on eepy wife! I really appreciate that
for another ask, how about kidnapper!König and spicy food? I think he can handle a bit of spice but fucking brags about it so much that his kidnapped wife really believes it. So for the first time cooking dinner for him, she makes a spicy dish and puts in so much hot sause and peppers that the whole plate is red.
I'm up for all the fluff and maybe something funny, too ><
This man has an atrociously AUSTRIAN taste, he calls paprika too spicy and yells at Horangi for bringing his own food to the mercenary function because he claims that the air is too spicy to breathe around him now. He can brag about eating whole chili peppers and drinking as much hot sauce as he wants but in reality, he will fold after you add too much black pepper to his meat or something. He wouldn't survive, because in kidnapper!scenario, he just wants to eat food made by you, you finally started to come around like a good girl, playing housewife for him!! He couldn't resist your cooking even if the food was anime-style horrible, with pixelated purple colours and little smoke skulls flying around the plate. He is eating it like it's something made by angels themselves - and then, after the first bite, he is coughing violently and almost thinks it was all a trick, you wanted to kill him, to poison him and run away... Then he looks at your face, that little expression of your, naivety and sheer desire to make your kidnapper happy - he knows you're broken enough to never actually try anything, he is just...not really able to put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. He doesn't know how to tell you that he can't handle spicy food, you tried to hard to cook for him, he isn't an ungrateful asshole who will just put you in your cage for trying to please him! God, he is struggling. You made the poor man cry - his enemies would consider hiring you as a special assassin just for him.












