#hoserfucker

Name: lmao no u have to be level 6 friend to unlock my real name Nickname: safie!!! just call me safie lmao Birthday: april 17th

Star sign: aries Gender: female height: cries 162 cm im a disgrace i mean i live in thE COUNTRY OF GIANTS WTF favorite color: blueeeeeee <3 time rn: 9:02 im late for therapy bc my bike decided to break down lmao last thing i googled: ‘copa america’ bc im a nerd blankets i sleep with: I CANNOT STAND BLANKETS WITH THIS HEAT I FEEL LIKE IM LAYING ON LAVA FROM HELL but otherwise just one lol favorite fictional character: MY BABYBOY APH NETHERLANDS also all of my friends oc’s they are my children i love my children favorite famous person: SIA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and a lot of others omg favorite band: MUSE MY ANGRY SONS last movie i saw: lmao i didnt see a movie in forever omg dream trip: sobs grossly just take me everywhere i really mean it EVERYWHERE dream job: A JOB WHERE U TRAVEL AND DRAW A LOT THATS LITERALLY ALL I WANT

[[BURSTS IN THROUGH WALL]] 

DID SOMEONE SAY BANDTALIA?

some more hcs to throw into the fray 

gilbert makes lame cheesy jokes that make freja want to punch him and matthew groan but vince keeps a straight face and then MAKES EVEN WORSE ONES

vince always takes his bunnies with him if he can. no matter what. including when they met the president. he was very amused by it.

matthew has kissed every member of the band at least once during an interview

vince and matthew often go to seafood places for dates b/c a) vince likes it and b) reporters don’t tend to follow them there

gilbert has been punched at least once by every member of the band during an interview

matthew knows everything about hockey but is clueless about every other sport and it’s adorable

freja has been called mom by everyone in the band multiple times

matthew started crying whilst playing what a catch donnie on stage once

gilbert really regrets the 16 candles music video b/c now people never stop asking if he’s a vampire and/or in love with alfred (the answer is no)

matt and gilbert are sometimes more married than matt and vince and they’re ACTUALLY MARRIED

gilbert inserts european history refs into his lyrics (see below)

“you’re as brittle as an entente, sugar smiles and built up weapon caches” 

“loving you was like an attack on vern, pointlessly futile, leaving only pockmark ashes and a few yards gained”

“are you a Hapsburg or were you always that full of yourself?”

ok but like childhood friends colt and harold is the best thing ever b/c like the possibilities are endless and painful, like 

colt not being able to forget anything about harold, from his broken smile to his off-tune whistle, b/c the trauma of his death burns the observations into his memories

colt still having nightmares about his death, crying silently and soaked to the bone in gasoline, and the way he burned, like firewood. if firewood screamed

colt being extra protective of his other friends b/c he doesnt want to lose them too, even when they’re better at protecting themselves (leah)

colt internalizing guilt for things that aren’t his fault b/c if only, if only he’d known.....

colt bringing flowers and bubble gum to harold’s grave every year, the first out of tradition, the second b/c that was something he’d actually like

more twin skeletons ideas aka i’m obsessed with aus pls help

marching band au: colt’s an arrogant crybaby trumpet and his best friend vex is a stoic-looking euphonium who’s actually a giant nerd. leah’s a clarinet on the wrestling team and bells is a clumsy color guard girl who keeps whacking this trumpet,sometimes on purpose.(wye is a drum major and done with these idiots.)they all become close after being left behind after a competition

coffee shop au (yes i am aware of the cliche shhh): bells and vex are baristas at the local college coffee shop, known or their ‘death coffee’ that will get you through finals but cost you a few years off your life. colt and leah are desperate crammers that slowly turn into regulars and fall stupidly for the staff. heart eyes and all. 

soulmate au/string of red fate au: the background is the same as a million other stories, red for romantic love, yellow for platonic, etc, etc. but in a world where love is predestined, people are more want to be rid of it. that’s why bells and vex are ‘snippers’, professionals who break strings of fate by any means neccessary. the trouble comes when their own show up. all of their tools fail and they cant find out why until they find out ‘stringers’ are on the other side, the people who put the strings around fingers in the first place. tragic ironic love? more like YES.

ww2 au: check out the chat for my feelings on that, there’s lots

(Tagged by oliver2puk)

1) Why did you pick your URL?

Because it's the closest I could get to my usual username for sites relating to Hetalia

2) What's your middle name?

Ann!

3) If you could own a fictional pet, what would it be?

DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON dragon

4) Favorite song?

Uh it's hard to pick but maybe The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy? Or their entire Save Rock and Roll album

5) Favorite fandoms?

Hetalia, Free!, Magical Boy Anime (can't remember the name of it it's something like High Earth Defense Club LOVE!), and probably others idrk

6) Why do you enjoy tumblr?

Because it's a good excuse for my lack of a social life and I use it to connect with some of my close online friends.

7) (Tag) 9 tumblr crushes, faves, or just awesome ass bloggers

pst you should come to the chat so i can make you sad

((gotta get this done now or else I'll forget about it and never do it like all those other memes I've been tagged in orz))

8 question meme

I was tagged by my darling beesjohn

1) Why did you choose your URL?

It is both a play on my initials (SED) and a shout-out to one of my fave characters ever: Edna Mode from The Incredibles

2) What is your middle name?

Elaine

3) If you could own a fairytale/fictional pet, what would it be?

I've always wanted a Hippogriff!

4) Favorite color?

Varies from day to day between blue and green

5) Favorite song?

Fuck no I can't choose (I've recently been listening to Take me to Church on loop but that doesn't really mean anything; I always cycle through songs)

6) What are your top three fandoms?

Hetalia, Free!, The Hobbit/LOTR I guess?

7) Why do you enjoy tumblr?

I enjoy being on tumblr because I get to share my interests with lots of other amazing people and make wonderful new friends. For real, through tumblr I've met someone who offered me a place to stay when I was traveling (despite never having actually seen each other's faces before then), met people with whom I semi-regularly exchange letters (because why not, getting and writing cards is super fun!), met several someones who have offered words of comfort and support and wisdom when I was feeling down or upset, met the people behind the fanfics and fanart I enjoy so much, met people from all corners of the Earth through whom I've learned about different countries and cultures... Getting tumblr is what enabled me to come back into more regular contact with my high school best friend and reforge our connection stronger than before after having sort of lost contact during college. Getting tumblr has somehow resulted in me stumbling into a group of huge nerds FROM MY OWN CITY WTF HOW CONVENIENT; people who think like me and understand me and with whom it is not weird in any way to discuss which fictional character is taking which other fictional character's dick up the ass and while there are still some kinks I need to iron out I can genuinely say they are some of the closest friends I've ever had and I have amazing fun with them <3

For me, tumblr is a place of connection; connection to my fandoms and other areas of interest to me, connection to my friends; connection to people I have never met but who share my interests and are eager to talk about them, and that is what I love about it

8) Tag all 9 of your tumblr crushes (they do all 8 questions too)

There are a few people among my crushes I don't know well enough/don't feel comfortable tagging so I'll just choose some other people :3

hoserfucker

aphnewamsterdam

regicides

thegirlwithmanynames

sarageneris

incapableofgivingup

transboycanada

saboompje

Welcome to stump club friend