#horusslog

-- ardentCupid [AC] began trolling canteringTarpan [CT] at 18:15 -- AC: (^･o･^) < HELLO HELLO! CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < Hello? Whoof is this? AC: (=^･^=) < 333333 HI! CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < I canter recall hooving nickered at you before. AC: (^-人-^) < YES, I'M NEW! AC: ~(=^. .^) < I'M MEULIN LEIJON. CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < Charmed. CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < What purphorse do you hoof with me? AC: (=^..^)/ < JUST TO CHAT! AC: (=^･ω･^) < WHAT'S YOUR NAME? CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < This is completely new to me. I am very seldom "chatted up" as they neigh. CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < My name is Horuss Zahhak. I am a security guard on board, yet I tinker with other usefoal appliances when I can. AC: (´⊙ω⊙`) < OHHH, COOL! AC: (=^･ω･^) < YOU MUST BE, LIKE, A REALLY TOUGH PURRSON. CT: ᕦ(ò_ó ;)ᕤ < I supphorse I am rather STRONG. One must be in posession of e%quisite physical abilities to e%ell at my job. AC: (=ﾟ･ﾟ=) < WHOOOAAAAA. AC: ᕦ(=ↀωↀ=)ᕤ < FLEX ZONE! CT: ᕙ(⇀‸↼ ;)ᕗ < An e%cellent zone to reside in, if I may so nicker. CT: ᕦ(ò_ó ;)ᕤ < It is good to see another so appreciate the values of a good set of biceps. AC: (^･o･^)ﾉ < OH, SURE! I LOOOOVE BICEPS. CT: (;๑ಠᴗಠ) < Am I right to assume you too hoof an interest in the magnificent muscular physique? AC: d(=^･ω･^=)b < WELL, I APPURRCIATE A GOOD MUSCLE, SURE! AC: (≚ᄌ≚) < DOESN'T EFURRYONE? CT: ૮( ᵒ̌▱๋ᵒ̌ )ა < You w001d be surprised to find how maney do not appreciate a perfect build. At least not as much as they sh001d. AC: ヽ(^..^=ゞ) < OH REALLY??? AC: ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿< WHY THE FLEX NOT! CT: (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑ < An e%ellent word to replace profanities! CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < Yet I do not know why they w001d not see physical perfection as the wonderfoal thing it is. AC: (^･o･^)ﾉ < SHRUG. AC: ~(=^..^) < SO WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO OTHER THAN APPURRCIATE HOT MUSCLES? AC: ＼(=^..^)// < I AM TRYING TO GET A GOOD PURRFILE OF EVERYONE! CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < I do not marely sit around gandering at spectacoltar muscles every day. I am a hayly busy individual, mind you. AC: ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ < SURE!!! CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < I am a steed of maney talents. I delve in the arts, the scholarly advances, and amongst my most appreciated hobbies is my tinkering with mechanics. Robotics in particoltar holds a special place in my blood pusher. CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < I hoof recently aquired some very usefoal tools to make miniatures more efficiently. AC: (=^..^)ノ < ARTS YOU SAY. CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < Yes. Acrylics hoof been my prefered means of producing artworks. I find the results to 100k STRONGER than other forms of paint. AC: d(=^･ω･^=)b < AW Y333S! I LOVE ACRYLICS! CT: (;๑ಠᴗಠ) < Then you yet again hoof splendid taste. AC: （ΦωΦ） < WHAT KIND OF STUFF DO YOU PAINT? CT: (;๑ಠᴗಠ) < Musclebeasts, hoofbeasts, some scenery, occasionally I attempt portraits but I find that I prefer the facial construction of the glorious hoofbeast. AC: (=^･ｪ･^=) < FURRY INTERESTING. AC: (=⊙ω⊙) < DO YOU PAINT ANY KITTIES??? CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < Purrbeasts are slightly out of my field of interest. AC: (ФДФ) < NOOOO. AC: (=ｘェｘ=) < THAT'S OKAY. AC: (=^･ω･^) < I'M SURE YOUR ART IS STILL REALLY COOL! CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < I can assume you too produce artworks, based on your sudden interest in the subject? AC: ლ(=ↀωↀ=)ლ < SOMETIMES! BUT MOSTLY I WRITE. AC: ~(=^..^)_旦~ < I LOVE TO WRITE ABOUT NEW SHIPS. CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < Ships? I fail to udderstand what you mean. We hoof only one ship, and that is perfectly good at the moment. AC: ＼(=^..^)/ < RELATIONSHIPS! AC: (^･o･^)ﾉ < YOU KNOW, SHIPPING. CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < This is completely new information to me. Allow me a moment to process. CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < You write aboat people you know, whom are in relationships? AC: (^･o･^) < SURE!! OR HYPAWTHETICAL RELATIONSHIPS. CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < ... CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < You mean people who are not in a relationship? Why w001d you do that? AC: (=^･ω･^) < BECLAWS IT'S FUN!! AC: (=^･^=) < AND IT'S COOL TO S33 HOW THEY MIGHT GO, OR IMAGINE SOMEONE BEING HAPPY! AC: (^-人-^) < THERE ARE SO MANY F33LS TO BE HAD. CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < This is abso100tely ridiculous. CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < What reason is there to suddenly imagine someone in a relationship? AC: (≚ᄌ≚) < WELL, BECLAWS.... AC: (≚ᄌ≚)ℒℴѵℯ❤ AC: (=ↀωↀ=)✧< AND IT'S JUST REALLY FUN! CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < I canter see how it is in aneigh way amusing. Yet as long as you keep me out of your musings on false relations I am good. AC: (´⊙ω⊙`) AC: (=⊙ω⊙) < WELL. AC: (=⊙ω⊙=) < IF YOU REALLY DON'T WANT ME TO.................... CT: (; ಠ ∩ಠ) < Cease with the troubling e%pression. CT: (; ಠ ∩ಠ) < You 100k fit to murder a horse. AC: (=ↀωↀ=) < ??? AC: (=ↀωↀ=) AC: (=ΦｴΦ=) CT: (; ಠ ∩ಠ) < Better. CT: (; ಠ ∩ಠ) < I do not want you to write aboat me and aneigh old harlot. AC: （三ФÅФ三） < WOW J33Z. AC: (^._.^) < REALLY??? CT: (; ಠ ∩ಠ) < Really. I am a very quadrant committed steed and will not hoof aneighone assume otherwise. AC: (^-人-^) < WELL I SUPPOOOOOSE. AC: (^･o･^)ﾉ < ALL YOUR QUADRANTS THO????? CT: (; ಠ ∩ಠ) < What aboat my quadrants? CT: (; ಠ ∩ಠ) < I am faithfoal and committed to both my filled quadrants if that is what you are implying. AC: ლ(=ↀωↀ=)ლ < WHICH ONES ARE THOSE? CT: (; ಠ ∩ಠ) < I have a despicable kismesis of whom I c001d not loathe aneigh deeper. The mere thought of her horrid blind face is enough to make my gut churn with spite. AC: (๑ↀᆺↀ๑) < WOW! AC: (=^･ω･^=)b < IMPURRSIVE! CT: (; ಠ ∩ಠ) < On the other hand I hoof a matesprit of whom I treasure dearly, despite all the less fortunate things that hoof happened lately. CT: (; ಠ ∩ಠ) < I do not know what I w001d do if I was to 100se him. CT: (;;; ಠ益ಠ) < But why am I telling you this? AC: (=ＴωＴ=) < THAT'S SO SW33T THOUGH! AC: ~(=^. .^) < SO NO PALE PURRSPECTS? CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < I hoof not met aneighone suitstable for such a quadrant. CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < My kismesis occasionally fills the role to an extent. AC: ヽ(^..^=ゞ) < FURRY INTERESTING! AC: (=^-ω-^=) < I WILL K33P THIS IN MIND. FOR REASONS! CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < What reasons c001d you possibly hoof? AC: (=^･ω-^=) CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < Do not wink at me. AC: (=^･ω･^) CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < Better. AC: ~(=^..^) AC: ~(=^..^)ノ CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < What are you doing? AC: ~(=^..^)ノ(; ಠ益ಠ) CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < Cease this tomfoalery! AC: ＼(=^..^)/ < BOOP! CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < Do not boop me! AC: ＼(=^..^)// < BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! AC: └(=^..^=)┐< #BOOPJIG CT: (ノಠ ∩ಠ)ノ彡＼(=^..^) < No! AC: └(=^..^=)┐< #AWYIS AC: (=ｘェｘ=) < OOF. AC: (=ｘェｘ=) < Y U DO THIS. CT: ( ง ᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃ < I will not tolerate more of this raffish behooviour! AC: (=ＴωＴ=) < H33H33H33! AC: ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿( ง ᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง AC: (^･o･^)ﾉ < NOW WE'RE DANCING TOGETHER. CT: (;; #`⌂´)/┌┛(^･o･^) < I do not dance under aneigh circumstance. AC: (≚ᄌ≚) < YOU SO DO. AC: ᕦ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)/¯ ¯\(=ↀωↀ=)ᕤ < WE'RE DOING THE FLEX DANCE! CT: (;૭ ಠ༬ಠ)૭ < You hoof no evidence. Dancing is an unfortunate activity for one of my problems. Fle%ing or not, we will not dance. AC: (^●ㅅ●^)ﾉ < THEN YOU CAN JUST PURRTEND DANCE! CT: (;૭ ಠ༬ಠ)૭ < I can stand here and fle% until the ground quivers under my STRENGTH.  That will be dance-like. AC: (=ↀωↀ=)✧ < PURRFECT! AC: ლ(=ↀωↀ=)ლ < FLEX UNTIL THE CATS COME HOME! CT: ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ < What cats are you talking aboat? Why are they headed here? AC: (^･o･^) < THEY ARE COMING TO JUMP ON YOUR LAP AND KNEAD YOUR LEGS! AC: ~(=^. .^) < AND THEN THEY ARE GOING TO LIE DOWN AND HAVE A NAP. CT: ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ < Let them come! I will fight every last one of them, and they will regret attempting to make a foal of me! AC: (^./_.^) < MOG, NO. AC: (^-人-^) < THEY JUST WANT TO LOVE YOU. CT: ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ < I will accept none of their romantic advances! AC: (^・x・^) < DO 33333333T. CT: ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ < Neighver! They are herdly fit to attempt such a thing with me. AC: (=ＴωＴ=) < BUT THEY ARE PRECIOUS AND PURRFECT. AC: ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿< THEY WILL PLATONICALLY LOVE YOU! WITH PURRS AND LICKS AND HEAD BUMPS. CT: (;૭ ಠ༬ಠ)૭ < Then they will betray me and dig their claws into my tender hind quarters. I know their ways. AC: (=⊙ω⊙=) AC: ლ(=ↀωↀ=)ლ < BUT THEY LOVE YOOUUUUU! CT: (;૭ ಠᗝಠ)૭ <I do not want their loathsome pity! Make them cease! AC: (^●ㅅ●^) < NEFURRRRR. AC: ~(=^. .^)ℒℴѵℯ❤ℒℴѵℯ❤ℒℴѵℯ❤ℒℴѵℯ❤ℒℴѵℯ❤ℒℴѵℯ❤ℒℴѵℯ❤ CT: ٩(๑`^´๑)۶ < Make them go away! I do not want the vile predators preying on me! AC: (=^-ω-^=) < _TAKES A NAP ON YOU_ CT: Σ(-`Д´-ﾉ；)ﾉ < No! I am in no way, shape or form wanting this! My lap is not for your naps! AC: (=^-ω-^=) < _PRR PRR_ CT: (ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣︿˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू) < I hoof had it! I canter fight these beasts aneighmore! What horror has befallen me! AC: (=^ω^=) < CH33R UP, HORHISS! AC: ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿< GOOD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU ARE POSITIVE ABOUT THEM! AC: (=^-ω-^=) < LIKE GOOD NAPS. CT: ๛(∙᷅῞ॄ∙᷄   ) < It is "Horuss", and I prefer not to be positive unless I know the outcome will be to my advantage. AC: (^･o･^)ﾉ < BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW? AC: (=｀ω´=) < SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO TAKE A CHANCE! AC: ＼(=^..^)/ < MAYBE BEING HAPPY MAKES HAPPY THINGS HAPPEN! CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < It's called being realistic. I hoof had it with mares telling me to smile and be happy. It will not make me a better hoofbeast. AC: (^._.^)ﾉ < BUT ISN'T STUFF JUST WHAT WE MAKE IT? AC: (^・x・^) < MAYBE NOT EVERYTHING IS GREAT BUT... AC: (=^..^=) < WE CAN STILL BE HAPPY RIGHT? CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < Me smiling will not solve a thing. I will save it for when it matters, as I hoof always done. Happiness and stretching ones lips is not synonymous. AC: (=^..^=) < I GUESS SO. CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < In fact, apart from a few things that abso100tely sour my e%istence, I am quite content. AC: (^･o･^) < WELL THAT'S REALLY GOOD MEWS. CT: (; ಠ益ಠ) < Insteed. Now, do not tell me to smile again. AC: (=^..^) < OKAY. AC: (^..^) < UM, MAYBE I WILL TALK TO YOU LATER. AC: (^..^) < BYE! -- ardentCupid [AC] gave up trolling canteringTarpan [CT] at 22:03 --