#horseelbow

i changed my url again and probably for the last time!!! i was never really in love with horsenerder so i made a list, crossed off the ones that were taken, and then chose my favorite and sunglasseshorse won!!!!! ill reblog this a few times just like last time so everyone is aware

give us the deets (thats short for details)

THANK YOU MY FRIEND also @keirametz also @thegodawfulgatsby

kyraneth is a female half elf ranger who was raised completely by elves and loves everything to do with the forest except for people, wolves and raccoons (because she’s basically a wereswan, but that isn’t really that important. it isnt involuntary it’s just something that happens because she inherited a cool-ass ring from her mother)

she worships the elven deity of mysteries and moonlight, lady moonbow, and has a very close relationship with her despite not being a cleric or paladin and calls on her for aid at times

she’s pretty irreverent in all other aspects though, she’ll loot anyone’s corpse. king, dead priest, fellow party member it doesn’t matter. (though she gained a SICKASS scythe as a weapon doing this) she will also gladly flirt, take your money, and leave.

she plays chaotic good, but in actuality her decisions usually fall on chaotic neutral (since a large part of survival is putting herself first and running when she knows the fight can’t be won) she’s terrified of being tricked or trusting in the wrong person (this is especially true of humans)

she was told that she was the daughter of a shogun from azura, but she does not trust the information and does not plan to do anything about it at the moment. she’s also turned out to be the goddamn voice of caution and reason and honestly her party should worship the ground she walks on but do they appreciate it or listen? no.

right now she’s trapped by acolytes of the god tharizdun aka The Dark God, The Ender, He of Eternal Darkness, the Ebon God, the Black Sun, the Patient One, He Who Waits, the Anathema, the Father of Elder Evils, the Author of Wickedness, the Eater of Worlds, the Despised, the Undoer, the Chained God which as you can imagine is a bad idea

THIS IS ESPECIALLY BAD BECAUSE CULTISTS WORSHIPING THIS GOD ALREADY TRIED TO KIDNAP HER AND BRANDED THEIR HOLY SYMBOL ON HER FOREHEAD

BUT SHE’S THE ONLY ONE OF THE PARTY THAT MADE THE WILL SAVE TO NOT BE SWAYED BY A SPELL MAKING HER PLIANT TO THE ACOLYTE'S SUGGESTIONS SO SHE’S ON HER OWN TRYING TO RESCUE EVERYONE IN HER PARTY, INCLUDING A DAMN DWARVEN WARRIOR THAT JUST DEFECTED TO BECOME A CLERIC OF THE LORD OF DARKNESS.

someone pls help kyraneth. give her a hug. or some blood pressure medication. or some rope.

magiboy that’s asexual and panromantic

CONGRATS GIRL!!!!

im such a proud mom

too bad it wasn’t just… one crate

cyclopentadiene replied to your chat:me: sure this stack of boxes is kind of...

maybe if they were stacked crates you could’ve handled them more easily

sending u happy thoughts:(((( i believe in you!!!!!!!!

lovethefutureisthine replied to your post:im feeling very bloop blop blip* today *bloop...

Im bloop blop blip a LOT. You need some puppies

AGREED on the puppies. and actually the thing i was stressed out about turned out well yay! now im stressed about something else (when am i not) but it's not as bad. so that's good.