#horonomi

"... You seem to be making yourself quite at home here."

THE CARROT OF FRIENDSHIP HAS BEEN ACCEPTED!

@horonomi sent: Mihawk might be tall, but Perona can float. And after a quick flyby, his hat is hers. Plopped the atop a halo of pink curls, Perona sticks her tongue out at the man, floating just out of presumable reach.

He should have suspected something was afoot the moment things got a bit too quiet for his own liking. That something became very apparent mere seconds later as he felt a soft breeze of Perona floating by, head feeling lighter as the hat was promptly removed during it. A soft chuckle escaped him, a fond expression on his face as amber eyes looked up at the one who so easily swept his heart away just like she did his hat.

@horonomi asked: Perona haunts the pantry of the sunny, eating all the sweet treats.

"What the hell?" Confusion wrinkled his brow as he leaned farther into the pantry, as if doing so would make the sweet treats he'd made for the week for Robin and Nami's afternoon snacks reappear. He knew he'd made them. Had carefully placed every topping and lined each macaron perfectly. Creating elegant balances of flavor just for his girls and yet.....

Jaw clenched he slowly leaned back out before slowly walking towards the door that led to the deck. Opening the door calmly until he spotted the target and opened his mouth to take a deep breath. "LUFFY! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT EATING ALL THE SWEETS!"

@horonomi asked: “   Being overdressed is a myth made up by people who didn’t want you to have fun and be sexy. ” from Perona @horonomi from: ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF

"What the hell are you talking about?" Turning around from where he'd been casually drinking a cup of tea, Mihawk having forbidden him from drinking while he mastered Haki, he nearly choked on the sip. Opting instead to spit it out in favor of breathing as he doubled over in a coughing fit. His face going entirely beat red not only from the invasion of liquid into his lungs but from the very very scandalizing outfit she was wearing.

Finally getting his breathing in under control, one hand braced on the counter before him he finally managed to raise his gaze once more to take in the sight before him. Finding it hard to breathe all over again for entirely different purposes as he sputtered. "Did you miss the memo that clothing is supposed to actually cover you?"

@horonomi asked: "Stop saying weird and creepy things to Nami- Actually, stop looking at her and talking to her altogether!!!" Sanji bark bark bark Unprompted

   Law had of course come away from talking to Straw Hat irritated but he's trying to stop that from stressing him out too much. Which is why he's gone for reading one of Chopper's medical books on the Sunny's deck to make himself feel like he's doing something productive. Honestly, it's his own fault for trying to talk shop on a week so filled with Straw Hat birthdays. All the kid wants to do is party.

   Other problem is, Law hasn't read a single sentence. His gaze keeps getting drawn to the orange haired navigator as she goes about her business. Checking with Jimbei that they're on track and giving him birthday wishes. Getting everyone involved in whatever party they're probably going to throw. Talking to that chef.

   The surgeon is still on the same page he started when that chef stomps over to him. Law is prepared to ignore him and then he speaks, making a demand of the Surgeon of Death with so much irritation and anger in his tone. Golden eyes shadowed by his hat slide towards Sanji, a wicked smirk slowly spreading across his features.

   His book snaps shut and Law stands up from where he sits at the Sunny's main mast. The book gets dropped and hands are shoved into his pockets. He turns that vicious smirk to Sanji, looming as he does.

@horonomi asked: ❝ i don't blame you. Zoro's really hot- just don't tell him I said that. ❞ Perona Unprompted

Though surprised that Perona would willingly admit that she found the swordsman she'd been stuck with for two years anything but annoying or uncute, Ikkaku was pleased to know she wasn't alone in her appreciation. There was no jealousy in her mind - Zoro was nothing if not loyal, and anyone with eyes could recognize that he was a fine example of the male beefcake physique.