#hopper benedict

HELP MEEEEEEEEM😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. oh munGOD THIS IS SO GOOD OLIV IM SO LOSING Y MIND HAHAHAHAHA

HOPPER….. BUDDY………. I SEE YOUR BLUSH THERE. YOU THINK WE DONT? 🤨 he’s so down bad it’s so funnies. the wall of niko is so surreal IM LOSING MY MINDSDD HAHAHAHAHA

I got them a shirt 😊

STOPPAPPAA HAHAHAHHAHAHHAA

😭😭😭😭 NO JOKE I LITERALLY FLEW OUT OF MY SEAT WHEN I SAW THIS THIS IS SO FUNNY PLSQAAAASE. they would. WHO PUT THEM IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!! tbh I love the idea of hopper being on niko’s “ah I’ve gotta be extra annoying to get on their nerves. for the memes” list 🙏 join azul and riddle!!!!!! ACTUALLY NO NOT EVEN. niko butters it up SPECIFICALLY for hopper. less mean and lowkey jabs and more annoying “look at me so I can annoy you!!!” vibes <3 as a treat

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO TALK MORE ABOUY THEM I AM ALWAYS HERE……….. looking very hard 🫶 also YOU DRAW NIKO SO CUUUUTE HES SO PUNCHABLE I WANNA GRAB HIM BY THE NECK AND THROW HIM AGAINST A WALL. SO PERFECT!!!!!!!!

also alsos IK you said it takes a lot for hopper to kick someone in the shin but. as a treat

Hopper: “Niko! Happy birthday! I made you something for you.”

Hopper: “It’s a necklace! Sorry that it’s not very good haha… I’m still kinda rusty when it comes to wood carving, but I hope you like it! And again, happy birthday Nik. I hope this and all your future birthdays are filled with happiness.”

—“Happy Birthday, Niko!” 🦊

“So you still found me after all, huh rabbit? Ha, there goes my attempt at laying low on my big day…

Oh, don’t take it as a bad thing. I… uh. Actually kinda appreciate that you came all the way here for this. Or that you remembered, even— So, thanks. Thank you, seriously.

Ahhhh, but all that sappy stuff is boring. And shut it about my face being red. Take a look at yourself first. Anyway, for what it’s worth, I think the necklace turned out pretty good. It reminds me of a certain suave lookin’ guy I see in the mirror everyday~. You got the grin just right.

So need to say sorry. I’ll wear it every day from here on out, I promise ♡. Thanks, rabbit.”

—“Niko, what’s your opinion on Hopper?” 🦊

“You noticed? D’aww, Carrots, I thought I was good at keeping my relationships lowkey… Oh well. It’s fine if only you know, ‘cause you’re special~. So sure, I know that bunny from RSA.

We met after the culture fair during VDC, and something something happened along the way that caused a little fox to get stuck in the infirmary instead of getting some cash. Not my fault, so it’s not important. If I’m being completely honest, I thought that rabbit hated me, heh. But we kept running into eachother somehow, and every single time he would strike up a conversation or call me out from the crowd. It freaks me out how he can just do that, honestly… Weirdly enough, his pumped-up energy he has no matter what he’s doing is kind of admirable, though. …B-But not for me. Obviously.

Nowadays, I think the cottontail hates me a little less. I always just found him as a cute rabbit to play around with, but now I find that he’s a pretty swell person to talk to. I should probably see if he’s willing to hang out sometime.

You’re surprised that I’m hanging out with an RSA kid, huh? Ha, don’t tell anyone, though. I’d probably get my tail chopped off if people knew I kept in contact with a goodie two shoes.

…But you’re not asking because you saw a suspiciously lost student around campus, are you? …Are you?