"Ya Got Trouble" from Meredith Willson's "The Music Man", Robert Preston & Shirley Jones, online here, GIF from here.Â
YA GOT TROUBLE!  PRIME YOUR SOUL OR PIMP YOUR RIDE?
Trouble in River City:Â Hoover shares Aunt Hannahâs vision of his townâs descent into SIN!
Yet another quirky post by Miriam Kleiman, Program Director for Public Affairs.
While campaigning for reelection in Iowa in Oct. 1932 (spoiler alert: he lost to FDR), President Hoover spoke of dramatic changes to his hometown (West Branch, IA)Â since his Quaker boyhood (emphasis added):Â
âAs you know the Quakers had an old-fashioned meetinghouse... Â I have a vivid recollection of an elderly Aunt Hannah who delivered herself one day very emphatically on the subject of increasing wickedness of the world... she prophesied that if these habits were followed the day would come when that meetinghouse would be turned into the mockery of a theatre. That was the worst thing she could think of. I went back 25 years later and to my astonishment her prophesy had come true. The community had become affluent enough to build a better meetinghouse, and they had moved the old one across the street and changed it into a moving-picture house.â
Aunt Hannah called it - Hooverâs boyhood Quaker Friends meetinghouse went through an extended identity crisis, the equivalent of an Amish Rumspringa, changing from a sex-segregated place of (often) silent prayer to a movie theatre (with mixed seating!!!), then a car garage, then a meetinghouse once again.*
I say, first, medicinal wine from a teaspoon, Then beer from a bottle. An' the next thing ya know, Your son is playin' for money (from The Music Man)
You decide - prophesy or progress? Read the Hoover Heads blog post by Hoover Library Director Thomas F. Schwartz and weigh in:Â Â
Whatâs better? Wait quietly until the spirit moves you? Or help the spirit along with a music and a paid spiritual guide? Â
Whatâs better? Repair souls or repair cars?
If you were a building, what would you want to be? A quiet house of worship? A movie theater? A body shop?
Friends Meetinghouse on the grounds of the Hoover National Historic Site. NPS Photo by John Tobiason
*Thankfully, the buildingâs soul was saved when the Hoover Birthplace Foundation bought, moved and restored it (redo circa 1964, pre-HGTV). Aunt Hannah would be so relieved!Â
One fine night, they leave the pool hall, Headin' for the dance at the Armory! Libertine men and Scarlet women! And Rag-time, shameless music That'll grab your son and your daughter With the arms of a jungle animal instinct! Mass-steria! Friends, the idle brain is the devil's playground! (from The Music Man)
STAY TUNED to learn how Robert Preston, the Broadway Music Man himself, became the paid flack for the President's Council on Physical Fitness, the group behind that awful Presidential Fitness Test, and:
Hear âGO YOU CHICKEN FATâ, the Youth Fitness song!
Read a studentâs complaint about teachers having âmidriff bulgeâ
Learn about the remedial fitness plan Miriam received after failing the test at Byron Junior High. Really... Â





