#hoorp

“ 𝗜 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 ! 𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝗲 ! 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲 ! 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝘀𝗼𝗼𝗻, 𝗜 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿— 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝗜 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻 ! 𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗺𝗲… ”

These are for you, sunshine! @diangelo-della-morte

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

To get some boos!

What do you call a skeleton who refuses to help you clean?

Lazy bones!

Did you hear about the vampire who had to go to the doctor?

He was coffin!

What do you call a stupid skeleton?

A bonehead!

It’s been a long week, but that means y’all get some more lessons from ur head medic. Listen up, demigods. This is going to be fun.

- If the gremlins (Harley and Jeremy) ever get put into the infirmary, let them go immediately. In fact, maybe don’t let them in at all if they aren’t unconscious. Bring the infirmary to them in the Hephaestus cabin. Avoid all water balloons, milk, and hide all medical supplies.

- Working on a new type of sedative with clovis is good but beware. Someone might fall asleep for two days. Clovis tends to go a bit over the top with sleep.

-Lou Ellen is never allowed near the label maker again.... never.

- Whoever stole my jar of lollipops, I’m coming for you. Rude.

It’s Will:) Making one of these blogs seems to be the new trend with my friends, and if Nico could figure it out, I guess I can too. Maybe it’ll entertain me during quiet infirmary shifts.... Anyways, why don’t you ask/send me something!