#hookers only

I'm loosing my mf mind. Just had this client who haggled me down $20 on my extras cause he was EXHAUSTING about it and then at the end of the booking he asks for it back so he can give me the full amount 😡 when I told him I didn't believe he would just take it he pulled out a STACK of 50's and tells me he really enjoyed the service and he'd like to show that. OH REALLY ASSHOLE?!?!? Like I'm glad I got my money in the end but I swear to god these twisted bastards get off on getting us to compromise and then think I'm gonna fall over myself cause they have a couple g on them??? Your money don't mean shit if you ain't willing to spend it fucker.

Clients who are like 'no don't use that, I don't like it' when you reach for lube. Like, you've got a condom on m8, it's not touching you. It's for me and if I want/need to use lube, we're using lube!

Just had a guy hand me an empty folder and claimed he thought the cash inside was a "refund" when I confronted him FOR WHAT???? DID YOU THINK I WOULDNT NOTICE YOU HADN'T PAID ME???? Tryna be smart and shit now you get a booking with a pissed off hooker 😡 This is why we always check the money before taking our clothes off #hookersonly

ew i am talking to a new client and we are discussing meeting this week and he just said “do you have any special rates and are you someone that keeps an eye on the clock?” like no bitch i love working for free don’t worry about it!!! what’s a clock?? why don’t i just pay you instead its fine

So I just got asked by a client while in the room upstairs to do a golden shower. I had never been asked to do one before so I told him that but said I was happy to try and told him how much extra it would be. He was fine with all of that and paid me the extra. I had drank so much water and I needed to pee so bad but I just couldn't do it! Tried a million different positions in the shower and in the spa and I kept trying and trying but I just couldn't pee, I was so disappointed in myself haha. So after that I tried to give the extra money back to him since I couldn't actually do the golden shower but he was like nah, even without it that was the best sex I've ever had and I'm not going to keep pushing to give a client money back so I was like ok if you're sure.... I still can't believe that no matter how much I tried, I just couldn't make myself pee!