#hookedonharry

Mal: I'm actually asking a real question for once so don't automatically go into dick mode.

The name be Harry, Harry Hook. If we’re calling each other by the wrong names on purpose, I need to brainstorm for ye because all I keep thinking is Virgin. I don’t know the same way I don’t know what a lot of nonsense and frufru words mean – it doesn’t matter.

If you say so, Harold! That’s certainly not the most inventive or accurate of nicknames, I’d tell you to try and do better but I’m not sure I can expect more creativity from someone who doesn’t even want to know the most fundamental dichotomy of human personality! 

Course I do, yer choices reflect on the good Hook name. I approve of pirates, first and foremost. Anyone else would look like ye going soft.

And if I decided that I already spend ninety percent of my time with pirates, and that I’d prefer to avoid bringing that complication onto my ship by choosing someone who’s not part of a pirate crew?

Course I’m imagining the people – they won’t be magically disappearing just cause we want them to. And I reckon I fly in some dreams but mostly, no, never. Sailing be much better than flying.

Not magically, but if you look at them right they might go running in the other direction. The views you can see of things from the sky have gotta be incredible -- and who says we have to use the pixie dust on ourselves? We could try it on our ship, we wouldn’t get left behind on the ground while someone flew it away from us. 

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