#hook headcannon

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「 MASTERLISTS 」 | 「 AEW MASTERLIST 」 | 「 HOOK MASTERLIST 」

「 COMMISION INFO 」 | 「 LIKE MY WORK? BUY ME A COFFEE — KOFI — DXDDYHXUSEN 」

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「 SUMMARY 」 — face sitting headcannons w/ hook

「 WARNINGS 」 — 18+ [ MINORS DNI ] smut, oral sex [ female receiving ], face sitting

「 WORD COUNT 」 — 161

「 PAIRING 」 — fem!reader x hook

「 GENRE 」 — smut

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「 TAGLIST 」 — @thewrestlingbitch @omg-im-such-a-masochist @mjfass @wardlow @alexisquinnlee-bc @sammiejane22 @im-just-a-mississippi-girl @omegasluvbot @melissahausen @writtingrose @drummergrl1310 @unoficialy-married-to-ace-austin @bonehead-playz @legit9thlunaticwarrior @cherrytheeredheadmamaclaymore @crowleysqueenofhell @romanreigns-supreme @janetreader @thenerdybaker523 @sunshinevirus @nicoleveno14 @rubyred1980 @harmshake @igncrxntripley @ripleyswhore @embermdk @thepalaceofmelanie @violetmacher @seeingstarks @kennysbadkitten @darkangelchronicles @ripleyswife @selena-tyler-564 @auburnwrites @biforrollynch @alyyaanna @nightmare-viper @nev-danielgarciawife @teenagedramaqueenlisa

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Mixmaster— sexy Halloween outfit of some sort. If it’s a non sexy Halloween outfit he’ll make it questionable. Hook once got him a robe like ghost outfit and came back to it having conspicuous holes. (Doubly funny if this is transfomers because they’re naked by default but Mix is still trying to be rude)

Scavenger— goes as a magic girl or unicorn-something cute and glittery either way. Eats all the Halloween candy and goes hyper for an hour. Literally climbs the walls at one point.

Scrapper— vampire outfit. Jokes about biting necks to suck mechas energon. Hook tries to work out the logic of that and gets flustered. Trips over his cloak and his fangs are just stuck to his face mask.

Hook— lost a bet and has to go dressed as Ratchet. Endures jokes about him being a poor party ambulance. Eventually cracks and hits someone with his foam wrench.

Longhaul—went as Frankenstein’s monster. Gets the others to draw fake stitches on him and Mix to make fake energon blood. Due to him being huge and intimidating it’s actually quite unnerving.

• young dad headcannons — hook •

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{ masterlists } | { aew masterlist } | { hook masterlist }

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{ warnings } — mentions of teen pregnancy

{ word count } — 424

{ pairing } — fem!reader x hook

{ genre } — fluff

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{ taglist } — @stxrrlightwrites13 @boutmachines @thewrestlingbitch @omg-im-such-a-masochist @baysexuality @legit9thlunaticwarrior @slut4kennyomega @wardlow @alexisquinnlee-bc @sammiejane22 @im-just-a-mississippi-girl @omegasluvbot @damnnhausen @writtingrose @drummergrl1310 @nicoleveno14 @unoficialy-married-to-ace-austin @baybay-boom @bonehead-playz @cherrytheeredheadmamaclaymore @crowleysqueenofhell @blaquekittycat

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Hook-

Middle-aged man. Rounded glasses, resting bitch face. Tweed jacket and bow tie.

Mixmaster-

Punk of questionable gender. Bright hair and makeup. Missing tooth. Attractive by means of sheer confidence.

Scavenger-

Living bean pole. Dungarees and backpack. Is forever looking behind himself because the lack of tail is upsetting.

Scrapper-

Apron covered in paint that screams ‘artist’. Pale skin that’s never seen sun also screaming ‘artist’. Greying and with rectangle frameless designer glasses.

Longhaul-

Huge very ‘trucker’ looking guy with mustache. Looks 50. Sunglasses.

Bonecrusher-

Scavenger-

Cuddle bug. Will sprawl across the nearest mecha for affection. Flirty.

Hook-

Sad drunk. Mopey and depressing. Turns into an older Deadend. Avoids highgrade due to this.

Mixmaster-

Silly giggly drunk. Will flirt with anything including a tree at one point.

Scrapper-

Flirty drunk just bad at it. Attempts to do projects then wakes up surrounded by dodgey blueprints with a hangover.

Longhaul-

Has two moods. Fight and...the other one.

Bonecrusher-

Wanted to pin down what he’s actually got in his servos. His digits look like a normal mechas aside from the extra transformation seams.

Left servo

-a laser scalpel for thin to medium trade armor.

-micro cables for circuitry work

-liquid extruding prehensile cable, uses refillable cartridges. Can be used for apliying medical nanite solutions or sealant.

Right servo

-a dimond scalpel, used for cutting energon coated surfaces or close to energon lines. (Too much heat can make energon catch fire or explode)

-a syringe injector, strong enough to pierce protoform, coolent or energon lines and thin armor if nessisary.

-temperature, pressure, electrical current reader and internal fluid analysing probe.

Right and left wrist-

-multiple medical monitoring cables, able to transform to fit most medical ports. Sizes range from cassette to large mecha. (Think Lazerbeak to Optimus Prime). Hook is able to monitor a maximum of five mecha, but the more he’s monitoring the higher the strain on his processes and the less responsive he is to external stimuli.

(At three his ability to reply verbally stops, at four he is unable to process heard speech, at processing five mechas vitals he can only communicate through a direct cable link)