#hoodwin

Ashton: you can't act at all!

Calum: well maybe if you guessed correctly we wouldn't lose all the fucking time! I'm taking off the ring!

Ashton: oh so now the BOTTOM has something to say?

Michael: you're engaged??

Mali: you BOTTOM???

like if you save ♥

Calum: so uh...I didn't catch your name

Ashton: I didn't throw it

Calum:

Calum: well...maybe it's 'cause he doesnt trust you with it. You aren't good at keeping secrets

Michael: that's ridiculous! I'm great at keeping secrets, like I haven't told Ashton you have a crush on him!

Ashton: [chokes on his cereal] y-you h-have a w-what????!?

Calum: H-HE'S KIDDING!

Calum: *muttering under his breath* yeah being pretty must be tiring

Ashton: then you must be exhausted

Calum:

Ashton:

Calum: like it would be so weird cos like we're best mates and we're in such a well known band and what not

Ashton:

Calum: but like you're so attractive and your personality makes you even hotter like fuck me- oh shit I said that out loud?

Ashton:

- Это прекрасно. Я смотрю на это уже пять часов