#homunculus problems

fucked up homunculus gobrick... how I missed you... killed by evil black dust in malebox.. and yet now I think that the great beyond may have been a better fate for you... oh sweet gobrick

it was a long consideration, but I decided on wednesday to commence a dark and ancient plagan ritual of evil demons and evil blood. and the evil assistance of my student clementine, who is now being paid a wage of one euro (he has already been paid it so he needs nothing else now)

the night was dark n gloomy , evil owls in the sky (which was like ink because it was dark n gloomy). gabbling ghouls overhead. no tadpoles whatsoever because there are no tadpoles on wednesday.

we killed a withered dying pig that sad farmer Jeremy gave us, and clementine swam it out into the pond. he has grown very good with carcass in the pond, I am proud of him. then we retrieved gobrick

gobrick's body was prety fucked up because I don't have any means of refrigeration at pond so we had tried to mummify him after the dust incident. we also did not have bandages or perhaps papyrus, so we had used wrapping paper (from last gorbmas). little elves and other japes adorned he skin

had to peel him for the ritual. he was foul underneath, but my love for him only briefly wavered at the sight. he is my freak bastard son after all

clementine did most of the chanting because I have to rest my voice , but I was very encouraging for him I think. I did a fun dance. but it was not enough. it was not nearly enough

gobrick.. oh sweet gobrick..

we fucked him up big time for sure. he is alive(?) but I think that the mummification process was a bad choice. if I had known I would resurrect him in advice, I would perhaps not have done that. He moves, but he is like a hollow bag made of skin , no organ in there. 🫁🫀

I have considering killing gobrick (HUMANELY, so that the "homunculus rights" people don't get on my ASS!) but he seems happy?? I am an empath but even I am uncertain. he flails and flops about and i do not speak the tongues in which he now communicates. I have transcribed below as best I can:

"mvwzpb aqp uqitk ttqe mvwv nw ltqpk vew aqp nw bwv pamtn nw vzwj bwwn zmpbqm vq atqiv vwzq bwwa lvi pai amtlvik ewttib"

I think he might be speaking British? I really hope not because they tried to kill me when I went there. Any advice would be geatly geppreciated,, especially if you have ever handled homunculi or british people

I am also very greatful to clementine for his work despite the horrors - I can never repay him for the risk he took earlier thi sweek. I do have 4 more euros but that would not be enough to repay him so I am not giving them to him 🥲