Home Depot and Uber as messy lovers
Uber: Why do you always use DoorDash or Roadie instead of me? Home Depot: Well, they don't lose my packages. Uber: I don't lose packages!
Home Depot: You're right. Your little minions steal them!
Uber: So? At least my app and website actually work, unlike some...
Home Depot: *gasp* How dare you! By morning, they get back together to get some work done, ignoring the words said until their next spat.

















