OUTFITS DR. JILLIAN HOLTZMANN , 35 - YEAR - OLD WOMAN AND HOLDER OF A PHD , HAS ABSOLUTELY WORN AND OWNS
three piece suit with sneakers ( laces almost certainly undone ).
enormous knicks t - shirt that she genuinely does not remember At All how she came to be in possession of , with neon running shorts and flip flops.
men’s hawaiian shirt and cargo shorts. dad style. wicker hat , probably. definitely with fucking socks & sandals i cannot stress this enough.
pink , studded , heart - shaped sunglasses and a crop top that says ‘ GHOST TITS ’ that she made herself.
rainbow sequined disco trousers + top that are at least a size too small.
one of those ‘ gay rat wedding planner ’ t - shirts.














