#hollowlimbs

big spoon/little spoon: they switch constantly. tho i’m sure Lenore has a tendency to be the big spoonfavorite non-sexual activity: drUGSwho uses all the hot water: eVE LOL HE’S A PRINCESSmost trivial thing they fight over: idk, rlly mundane shit like not putting the toilet seat down?who does most of the cleaning: thEY GOT MONEY THEY PAY OTHERS TO DO THATwhat has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: idk? Lenore? Eve doesn’t rlly watch tv/netflixwho calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: probably Eve. Lenore would refuse to get it fixed i’m surewho steals the blankets: Lenore bc she’s a bitch like thatwho leaves their stuff around: Eve’s a p neat person, so I’d say Lenore maybe?who remembers to buy the milk: Eve. bc he’s just that guywho remembers anniversaries: LOL THEY DON’T DO THAT (eve, and he wouldn’t say anything, but he’d get her small gifts like extra head or drugs)who cooks normally?: THEY DON’T COOK LOLOLOLhow often do they fight?: Not often I would imagine? When they do they probs just have makeup sexwhat do they do when they’re away from each other?: i really don’t know… Have sex with other people? Do the same things? Just with other people?nicknames for each other?: idk…. does Lenore call him Evie? Eve just calls her Lenore..who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Evewho steals the covers at night?: STILL LENOREwhat would they get each other for gifts?: They don’t really do that ?? who kissed who first?: Who fucking knowswho made the first move?: WHO FUCKING KNOWSwho remembers things?: Evewho started the relationship?: LOLwho cusses more?: LOLOLOL. Probs Lenore thowhat would they do if the other one was hurt?: idk, laugh? then actually help them.

        "Hey--Where's the nearest convenience store?"    He asks after a moment of thought. There's something off about this one,    not that he has the ability to grasp what it was; a fleeting second of    acknowledgment before it disappeared completely.

Hah. That's funny. Eve has inner demons on ever surface of his body. Every little bit of himself has the counterpart of something telling him he's shit, or worthless, or that everything his father ever told him was right, and that his mother was stupid for believing in him. He always thinks that he had something to do with their death. That he killed them. That God answered his prayers and took their lives because he wanted Him to. Eve has many inner demons. Eve believes many negative things about himself.

[text] I'm deeply offended[text] thin mints? REALLY?! THERE ARE FAR BETTER COOKIES THAN FUCKING THIN MINTS.[text] if you're going to replace me, you better fucking replace me with good cookies.

u always know how to give me the best pep talk. beb

[text] wanna go fuck in Jesse's room now?

[text] I'm pretty sure God did not suck any dicks to gain the worship of people[text] HAH HAH. GET IT? YOU'RE A SLUT.[text] okay now let's go there and have free drinks.

                       "I'm back, from a long, and rather exhausting spiritual                                journey of finding myself, and you don't even                                offer to suck my penis? What a horrible friend                                you are, Lenore."