Dec 30, 2016
Randall: This shoebox you gave me is actually pretty comfy. Me: That's good I guess. Randall: It's not great for sleepovers though. Me: I never said you could have overnight guests. Randall: I'm a grown elf. I do what I want. Me: Dude, I do not want any elf shenanigans going on in this house. Randall: I tried getting a gig at the Playboy Mansion. That just didn't pan out. Me: That doesn't mean you can bring your frivolity here. Randall: You can't stop my frivolity! My frivolity cannot be caged! Me: No, but your shoebox can be closed and taped shut, so... Randall: You are seriously the worst. #RandalltheElf #HolidayShenanigans2017
