#holidayfail

Going on holiday is fun 😎

Who should read this: Anyone and everyone who needs a laugh

moral of the story Life throws curveballs

ah, the holidays. It's truly the most wonderful time of the year right? Well, parts of it.

1. For 5 years straight my cat George would diarrhea on my pillow while we were at my grandparent's house.

2. Then there was that time in my childhood when my dad came home, all of us in the backseat with our news toys from grandmother's house, and the garage door got stuck and kept opening and closing around the family cat (Gonzo)'s neck. We were all screaming. My dad was frantically fixing the garage door and getting the cat free and safe. All the while he was thinking "I'm killing the cat in front of the kids on Christmas"

  3. Most years, my drunk Aunt would say mean things to family members. Your typical run of the mill drunk stuff-- "oh you look like a girl this year!" "are you ACTUALLY having sex with boys at college? "well you're gonna end up alone...sooo" "it sucks that you're so fat"

4. then there was the time she stole a Santa Clause decoration from my grandmother

5. When I was much much younger we would go to church (weird because we NEVER went) to the Boar's Head festival. I made a remark to my mother when I got in "look ma! a guy on a T!" 

Then proceeded to sleep through the entire church production. *Side note, I'm not sure if we've returned ever since*