#hogwarren

OMFG YES THEY’D HAVE THEIR OWN LITTLE NOOK IN THE LIBRARY

AND WARREN KEEPS THEIR TEA WARM

LONNIE GETS BULLIED BY SOME SLYTHERINS AND THE NEXT TIME ANYONE SEES THEM THEY’RE HEXED TO THE CEILING BY THEIR NOSES AND IT TAKES TWO PROFESSORS AND A STEPLADDER TO GET THEM DOWN AND PEEVES DEFINITELY ISN’T HELPING

EVERYONE IS LOOKING TO GRYFFINDOR FOR THE CULPRIT AND IGNORING THE MUFFLED SNICKERS AT THE HUFFLEPUFF TABLE

WARREN’S FEELING REALLY BAD ONE DAY AND LONNIE GOES THROUGH ALL THE CHARMS SHE KNOWS UNTIL SHE FINDS ONE THAT CHEERS HIM UP THEN SHE WRITES IT DOWN TO REMEMBER IT FOR LATER

IT’S JUST A SIMPLE LITTLE ONE THAT MAKES THINGS SMELL LIKE VANILLA AND WARREN ADMITS IT ONLY CHEERS HIM UP CAUSE THAT’S WHAT HIS MOM SMELLS LIKE

SO SHE CONJURES HIM A VANILLA SCENTED CANDLE AND AFTER THAT SHE SENDS HIM RANDOM CANDLES AS MESSAGES

THE SCENTS ARE LIKE THEIR CODES

SMELLS LIKE PAPER? MEET ME IN THE LIBRARY

LIKE PINE? SHIT’S ON IN THE FOREST

LIKE FRUIT? MEET ME IN THE KITCHEN

FRESH-CUT GRASS? COME TO THE COURT YARD

LIKE RAIN? SLYTHERINS ARE UP TO STUFF

CINNAMON? IT’S THE GRYFFS THIS TIME

AND THEY END UP BEING ABLE TO ALMOST HAVE CONVERSATIONS IN CANDLES

I LOVE THIS

Ok so I’m just gonna say right now that I am a proud Slytherin so I’m probably really bias when I say I want Maj to don the green, but her as a puff would be great. Animagus Maj who turns into a guinea pig and people keep telling her she got the mascot wrong. She punches them and people argue about whether that makes her more red or green.

Warren’s definitely a ‘Puff - Hence why I use the Pottermore Puff logo for his HP Verse. He’s also really, really good at battle magic - he’s been trained by an Auror (Momma Peace) and a Death Eater (Baron Battle [Though I’ve changed his name to Battalion in HPVerse so it fits a bit more]), after all.

Will’s either a Hufflepuff or a Gryffindor - I mean, he’s brave, super strong, and also a protagonist, which you need for Gryff, but he’s also really loyal to his friends and also an absolute tiny kitten. His parents are the best Aurors in the business, and Auror Steve Stronghold was the one who put Battalion in Azkaban.

Ethan could be a Puff, too, but I think I’m gonna go the more obvious route and say he’s the resident Ravenclaw. He’s also pretty clumsy and usually spills his potions, so people like to joke that he’s constantly melting. The problem is, at Hogwarts, that can actually happen, and Madam Pomfrey was in a panic when the rumor first hit her.

Layla’s a Puff (Why are they all Badgerlings??) and also Prof Sprout’s favourite because she’s basically a herbology prodigy. Her mother is a gifted field expert in the study of Magical Creatures, and one of the books she wrote is basically required reading for anyone who claims to be involved in the subject.

Then there’s Zach.

It would be wrong to say that Hufflepuffs are not dangerous. Take, for example, the golden House’s golden child, Cedric Diggory. Amazing at duelling and amazing at Quidditch, everyone was sure that if he didn’t get onto a pro team, he’d be an Auror, for certain. 

That being said, most badgerlings were loathe to skip mealtimes. The food at Hogwarts was amazing and free and in ample supply, and it was a great time to do what Puffs did best - chat and make friends.

That day, however, Warren, of the Noble and Most Ancient House Peace, was not at dinner. He didn’t feel much like eating, and four years of attending the school made it easy to figure out which meals were easiest to sneak away from.

A wave of his wand and a Stupefy later, and one of the makeshift targets set up in the put-away nook of courtyard fell over.