@hogglcโ asked: โ it tends to happen around here, too, someplace.โ
๐บ๐ป๐ผ๐ญ๐ญ ๐ด๐ ๐ด๐ถ๐ด ๐ฏ๐จ๐บ ๐บ๐จ๐ฐ๐ซ ๐ถ๐ต ๐ป๐ฏ๐ฌ ๐ท๐ฏ๐ถ๐ต๐ฌ #2 || ๐จ๐ช๐ช๐ฌ๐ท๐ป๐ฐ๐ต๐ฎ!
ON THIS OCCASION, HE REALLY DID WONDER IF CONFUSION HAD REALLY, TRULY MADE HIS MASTERPIECE. He had all but assumed that he had been greeted by an Oompa-Loompa - but no! This individual was nothing of the sort. He did not possess orange skin, nor did he sport such delicate features. Instead, a man of a very differentย nature was regarding him, his white hair, wrinkled face and piercingย eyes doing well to both fascinateย and unnerveย the blonde.
THE MAN WAS TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH HIM - ALTHOUGH, ABOUT WHAT, WONKA COULDNโT DETERMINE. It was not merely a case of a different language at play - he spoke English as well as he did, although his throat sounded like it was in dire need of a cough dropย or two - but rather, he didnโt have the foggiest clueย of just whatย the - what on Earth wasย he? A dwarf? A goblin? Or perhaps he truly wasย an Oompa-Loompa, one that heโd just not seenย before? - poor fellow was trying to tellย him.
HE COULD NOT HELP BUT SMILE, HOWEVER, CLEARLY AMUSEDย BY THE PERFORMANCE HE WAS WITNESSING.
โYou speak an infinite deal of nothing, my good sir - although, that might just be due to the fact that Iโm a trifle deaf in this ear.โ He remarked, his tone kind in spite of the rather derogativeย choice of words,ย โWhy donโt you start from the beginning? Only, speak a little louder this time.โ










