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I've seen a few girls talking about breaking into escorting, and while I'm new af and not the expert to go to at ALL I thought I'd share an experience to give you an idea of how it goes.....all puritans/non sw males/ SWERFS/general haters can go ahead and excuse yourselves now 👋🏻✋🏻 So obviously he hits me up and I screen a motherfucker. Loves you always screen them the first one to ever hit me was a bonafide rapist according to 411. Honestly I'm going through struggles right now but money is money and I made the appointment. Now it was Incall and I have no location so I find the cheapest spot I can in my nice area. MISTAKE. Oh god the place is so shitty the man at the counter immediately knows my life and says if you leave in an hour just drop the key on your way 😳😳. Yikes. I send him the room number and he comes through, the average for me a white male in his 30s or 40s but this ones got some MUSCLES on him 🔫🔫 like damn ok bro you best not be false advertising and NOT pick my ass up. He's a good boy, leaves his donation in a visible spot and goes and washes his ass real quick. Now what no research tells you is one of the hardest things can be just to sit and shoot the shit with some rando who you know your about to fuck and be charming and at ease while being aware and reading the signs. Sometimes it's great and you can get savvy business advice and a new perspective, sometimes their entitled brats. He was nice but lord he wanted to TALK y'all about his whole life. Finally we start getting to business. A lot of guys honestly just love like looking at pussy. Just looking. So he starts doing that shit and I'm like here we go.... 🙄 I'm really not feeling myself or life tbh I'm thinking about my past clients with their small dicks and their eager teenage style fumblings at making me cum. Not feeling it but again $$$$ You guys. This average white male stars massaging my clit like he was born to. Oh my god 😱 so bomb. I was shocked you guys. Couldn't believe. And my hoe ass really came in 3 minutes which I can't even do for myself all the time. And then he whips out a pretty ass fucking penis and I was gameeee. Lasted a cool 5 mins but yea ladies, he picked my ass up *swoon*. And that was that, he thanked me kisses me on the cheek and promised to reach out again and left at one hour on the dot. And I'm done, with more than a full shifts pay in one hour 😎. It's not always bomb, it's not always fun but so far it's always worth it. So don't be afraid, be smart but not afraid. Fuck society. If you really read through this you're the real MVP. Keep slaying babies. 💋

When your pleasantville looking white ass goes to the lingerie shop and the girl at the counter sees you go straight for the crotchless panties/kink lingerie/whip area

When you prep these mimosas the mandatory attire is as follows: Sweatshirt, Yoga pants, Ugg boots and yo hair in a bun. This dress code may hinder me from gettin my mimosas. #basicbitch #hoefasho #bahaiwantthisnow #summa