#hoe behavior

🎵That’s what friends are for🎵

Let us never forget how he said himself that his insta was his tinder profile.

Let us never forget all the young, fit girls he was following.

Let us never forget all the rumors about young girls whose DM's he's slid into, all of them looking more and more true BY THE HOUR.

Mans is a hoe, he's always been a hoe, but he could at least be honest about it lmao

(will accept spicy & also sweet too)

"Magnus," Clary comes running down the stairs in a green bikini. "You wanna come surf with me?"

"No thank you. I'm good," Magnus smiles, flipping a page of his book.

"Oh, come on! It's a beach holiday! We're supposed to be at the beach! Not inside the house!"

"Biscuit. I'll join you later," Magnus replies. "I'm feeling a little tired."

Clary huffs and walks away. She turns around and beams at him.

"What?" Magnus asks.

"The Lightwoods are playing beach volleyball," Clary grins widely.

"Is Alec wearing a shirt?"

Clary checks. "Nope."