To fend off the horrors, I came up with a pre-Dance AU where Jaehaerys decides to play matchmaker. The inciting event is Jaehaerys shilling his grandkids to the nearest fair maiden (she's an old maid of dubious reputation who beats niggas) to get her to marry his son.
if you see coloring mistakes no you DON'T
(thought process of how we got here under cut)
Be Circ.
Watch House of the Dragon back in 2022.
Decide within 3 episodes that this adaptation and its writing is not for you but you keep watching because the actors worked REALLY hard and you love Mr. Djwadi's composition. Also dragons. Dragons are neat.
Become obsessed with Paddy Considine/Matt Smith/Steve Toussaints portrayals of Viserys/Daemon/Corlys.
Be mad about the way the Velaryons were dogged out (ryan and sara meet me in the pit).
Go back and re-read (and then re-read) copy of Fire and Blood.
Wonder what kind of parent Baelon T was after Alyssa died.
Wonder what kind of parents Corlys had.
Go 'hey. what if Corry V and Vizzy T were parentified in different eras.'
Re-read Fire and Blood. Again. Crazy how the Targs and Velaryons are cousins and it's just NEVER ADDRESSED IN HOTD.
Give Corlys a baby sister. That he raises on a ship. Because what are you supposed to do with a little girl that you may or may not have impulsively brought on your voyages with you?????
Borrow your good friend's Baelon/Alyssa kid, Maena (thank you @rosered282).
Make Corlys' baby sister Vizzy T and Daemon and Maena's new stepmom.
Break canon to serve your self-indulgent purposes.
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