#hobbit conversations

Tauriel: We have captured some bandits and they're in the cells. Try to stay sober.

Galion: It was one time, one time.

Tauriel: Fourteen tiny people waltz passed you and escaped, and you two were passed out drunk.

Gailon: It was our festival and out king was in a bad mood, more than the usual. I needed a drink. Besides, didn't it work out in the end that they escaped and reclaimed the mountain?

Elros: And wasn't one of them your boyfriend? 

Tauriel:...

Galion: Shouldn't have said that, right?

Elros: Well she has that look in her eye when she's about to hand a spider its head, so...