Top Posts Tagged with #hmph.

And just like that I forgot what I was doing. Cr.

#bad omens #noah sebastian #he’s been spending a lot of time on his knees this tour #hmph.#my gifs

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sylus eating you out against the edge of his outdoor pool at night at one of the many mansions he owns while in a custom designer bikini he tailored just for you... cue luxurious by gwen stefani

(from here on out I am here to plague you with sugar daddy dom sylus)

guyssss sugar daddy sylus is so serious to me. just the sweetest man all he ever wants is to spoil his dollbaby. dresses you up, full glam to match his lifestyle. never lets you pay for a single thing, only ever wants your loyalty and love in return!!!!

has a nice fluffy towel laid out so you don’t scratch your pretty back up on the concrete surrounding the pool!!!! your legs hiked up onto his shoulders, diamonds sparkling around your neck under the pale moonlight. keeps you there for a good hour.

“you’re always gorgeous but the moonlight makes you glow, baby.” he coos against your puffy cunt, pressing a featherlight kiss to your clit. “stop holding yourself back. the quicker you cum on daddy’s tongue, the quicker you’ll get his cock.”

#HMPH.#mad as hell rn that should be me #i am tempted to update my kinktober list #or just release a sugar daddy sy drabble #or maybe smau #idk yet ugh #𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 ask box

contrary to my entire vibes i do actually enjoy anachronistic media sometimes. a knight's tale is one of my favourite films. the thing is, the anachronisms in AKT are done deliberately to achieve specific effects. singing queen during a joust is a choice to establish knights as the rockstars of their age and this moment as the popular culture/entertaiment of its time. that is a decision made for artistic effect and to convey a specific mood.

what would have pissed me off is if, instead of using queen, they had decided to use, like, baroque string ensembles, because all history's history and who cares that it's three or four hundred years off, it's the past, ain't it? or if they had treated lances as if they were made of metal and interacted with them as if they were made of metal and all it would take is one google search to confirm that no they don't work like that and they didn't do it -- and at the same time had put a ton of research into another aspect of material culture, like making all the heraldry spot-on...

when you aim for historical plausibility in some areas of your story and then completely miss the mark with everything you didn't care about enough to even google it, that is when i get pissed off, and i am also pissed off that no editor, copyeditor, proofreader etc so much as went "hey, does parchment work like that?" because they SHOULD have done

#hmph.#néide is a pedant #néide has opinions about books

hmph. your highness demands another stuffed animal to cuddle

#barking #hmph.

I don't want to go to therapy tomorrow and quite literally nobody can make me.