#hmasboots

...If she wasnae such a fuckin’ bastard, I’d have been happy to let that fuckin’ Cajun woman show me a thing or two. Too bad she’s too busy bein’ an arsehole to realize what she’s missin’ out on.”

“I’m curious about Pax. He’s a grumpy fuck, but he’s got proper respect for my cramps, so that’s promisin’. Actually, that whole batch of new Australians is worth a closer look. Wonder if I could get all three of them in bed at once…”

[Eilidh has this thing about having fun with straight girls, by which I mean it is her FAVORITE thing ;-)]

Ames scrutinized the woman and the drink in her hand. He was trying to determine if she were joking or maybe just ignorant. He’d never say that, not like he would have before. “That’s because I don’t serve iced tea. Not here.” He had some tea up in his apartment, but it’s not as though he would invite someone up to retrieve some.

-smooches your face- You’ve just saved a life 

Julia, concerning Danny ‘Boots’ Levito and Julia’s husband’s bad bromance.