#hm............

the thing about rhett and link being mc's at the christmas conference at their college is they genuinely decided to get two male volunteers from the audience and said, over the course of 5 days, we want you to ummm gain 12 pounds :) . (what this has to do with forming a personal relationship with jesus escapes me) ....and they DID. in 4 days. so their devious little asses changed it to can yall gain 14 pounds in 5 days? WHAT ARE WE DOING. This is twisting me up in anguish like rhett and link this runs DEEP. whatever the hell yall do today, shit was just as crazy 30 years ago lmao. "we had an idea called Y'all Gain 12 Pounds." so...how did. why did. for what reason did this idea.................

literally help me. but whatever.

[ID. A drawing of Espa holding a gun to the viewer. The lighting is harsh and comes from a sun-like light source behind them. The background, with colors divided by the sun rays, are red and orange at the right and shift towards yellow at the left. The colors of the drawing are gray and faded but the lighting is vibrant and warm. Espa looks very angry. /end ID.]

"Correct me if I am wrong child --"

>He fixes his gaze on you, but somehow you get the feeling he not actually looking at you. It feels empty.

"If you heard at all, then you know what those conditions are. You know there is not much more to expand upon."

>His tone is steady. Calm. It is more questioning than chastizing, he wants to understand your mind. You think.

"In order for one to join our church, they must first aquaint themselves with their own mortality.