#hjpr fail

I looked it up, because I’m focused on world issues like Covid.

This news comes at a great time for Gigi, since no modelling is happening along with pretty much anything else. 

I looked at her IG, and that could be a 5-month pregnancy belly, or it could be gas or even quarantine related weight gain (she’s just like every other human) . We will have to wait and see. 

More importantly, Zaynie looks like he’s gotten 10 years younger? He looks like he did in 2010 on XF.

This is a fun ask!

There are so many fails, so I think I’ll go by category, and include some examples.

1. My absolute fave fails are the photoshop fails. 1DHQ fail time and again, and they never learn, as shown below:

2. The social media fails:

When the SMM contradicts what the boys say/do in real life

This tweet was sent when the boys were still ON STAGE PERFORMING. 

And this tweet was sent from the wrong band account, because it linked to the IG pic below

3. Having the beards try (and FAIL) at things that are about the boyfriends/that the boyfriend did together first:

The infamous “Perrie” tattoo:

This is how Perrie dressed BEFORE the tattoo:

And then they had to make her dress differently. Check out Sasha’s post.

4. Failing hard at being organic but exploiting the boys to promote anything and everything. The excessive Disney promo by these grown men is my favorite tryhard by 1DHQ.

Elounope, with Eleanor holding the Minnie ears

And a bonus: the combo cake promo with the disney promo:

Well well well...wouldya look at what a small world this is. 

Yes, that is Danielle Peazer, Liam’s (original) XF “girlfriend” doing some promo for Zayn’s current beard!

And not only there, but in this obvious promo deal video, Danielle gives a shout out to Maybelline (as I showed here, their parent company company is L’Oreal) which we know is Cheryl’s [current XF beard of Liam’s] only real gig.

What a (completely unsubtle) cross promo deal!

Firstly I think.

Then I think:

I mean, this has been done before. Not that long ago. During BG 1.0. Though they upped it for BG 2.0 since this pic was released on my boy’s birthday. But typical seeing as social media is used to sell the official narrative. And it means my boy can be M.I.A. with those he loves on his special day.

Let me explain how the simpletons running this show sell this bullshit to the gullible and willfully ignorant: Take a baby and place said baby’s hand (while never showing us said baby’s face) on the tattooed (and therefore easily identifiable) hand of one of my boys. 

See the similarities:

BG 1.0

BG 2.0

Finally I’m like:

Are you new? Same old shit but a different day.